Fantasy Premier League 2017-18

[Shedboy]

Ah, you're back from Bethlehem, Arthur. A bit saddle sore?

[Arthur Brutal]

Just a little, Shedboy. A rash prediction has given me a rash to remember.

[Arthur Brutal]

Gameweek 30:

Harry Kane and Aguero's injuries wrecked a lot of teams this week, but table-topping Brexiter City take it in their stride and widen the gap to second.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 43 1776
2 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 39 1727
3 down Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 29 1721
4 same Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 54 1701
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 31 1675
6 same delsbells
delboy 1953 26 1606
7 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 30 1605
8 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 53 1535
9 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 23 1525
10 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 29 1516
11 down Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 25 1515
12 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 46 1500
13 same Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 33 1485
14 same Suhari's Saints
Andy W 36 1458
15 same Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 39 1435
16 same Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 58 1405
17 up Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 42 1374
18 down Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 24 1368

[Arthur Brutal]

Gameweek 31: Short and sweet, only four matches and all played on Saturday; or should that be called 'Salahday'? Mo Salah's four goals rocked the table.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 74 1846
2 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 98 1821
3 same Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 78 1795
4 same Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 91 1792
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 73 1748
6 same delsbells
delboy 1953 95 1685
7 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 69 1670
8 up Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 82 1598
9 same Devils in red
Beres Campbell 50 1575
10 up Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 58 1573
11 down The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 32 1567
12 up Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 74 1559
13 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 91 1526
14 down Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 19 1519
15 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 53 1511
16 up Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 105 1473
17 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 36 1441
18 down Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 87 1429

[Arthur Brutal]

Gameweek 32:
Seems ages since the last one, and it has been. Delsbells gets the highest round score and others get closer to Brexiter City but they hold onto the top spot.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 47 1893
2 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 55 1876
3 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 66 1858
4 down Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 56 1851
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 49 1797
6 same delsbells
delboy 1953 74 1751
7 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 41 1711
8 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 50 1648
9 up Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 58 1631
10 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 38 1613
11 up Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 49 1608
12 down The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 39 1606
13 same Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 61 1587
14 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 42 1561
15 same Suhari's Saints
Andy W 33 1544
16 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 59 1532
17 same Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 64 1505
18 same Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 49 1466

[Shedboy]

It seems most teams are in a state of immobility.

[Harry Lemon]

Marooned at the bottom by 39 points!

I'm worse than West Brom!

Edit - I know it's irrelevant but to sum up my season and the bad luck I've had(especially with my captains), Harry Kane(my captain) scored at Stoke but they didn't credit him with the goal because they thought he was lying when he said he got the final touch and my vice captain Eriksen was credited with the goal instead!

Hopefully they'll change their mind and give the goal to Kane now that the "experts" on MOTD have analysed it and said it was Kane's goal.

[Arthur Brutal]

Gameweek 33: No Mo! A lot of players were rested for European reasons, including the season's golden boy Mo Salah. Climbing unscathed from the wreckage of this game week is Tax Avoidance FC but maybe too late for a late title charge from John Burdon's boys. At the top Brexiter's lead is cut to 9 points.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 21 1914
2 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 29 1905
3 up Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 45 1896
4 down Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 27 1885
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 42 1839
6 same delsbells
delboy 1953 31 1778
7 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 18 1729
8 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 16 1664
9 same Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 29 1660
10 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 38 1644
11 same Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 27 1635
12 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 42 1629
13 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 15 1628
14 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 59 1620
15 same Suhari's Saints
Andy W 27 1571
16 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 38 1570
17 same Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 39 1544
18 same Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 43 1497

[Harry Lemon]

Harry Kane(my captain) scored at Stoke but they didn't credit him with the goal because they thought he was lying when he said he got the final touch and my vice captain Eriksen was credited with the goal instead!

Hopefully they'll change their mind and give the goal to Kane now that the "experts" on MOTD have analysed it and said it was Kane's goal.

[Arthur Brutal]

Tough call from the fantasy gods Harry; hope your captain this round has better luck. Oops!

[Arthur Brutal]

Tonight I have gone top of the league.

Midway thorugh a game round so things could change, but right now it feels good.

[Harry Lemon]

Tough call from the fantasy gods Harry; hope your captain this round has better luck. Oops!

Pogba scored 14 points at Man City last week and I made him captain for the "walkover" against WBA, where he would surely at least get an assist, if not a couple and maybe even a goal too!

What does the tosser do? Gets booked and then is subbed. Zero points!

Oh well, maybe he'll have a great game at Bournemouth in the week......

[Arthur Brutal]

Gameweek 34: a double game week packed full of disappointments, and a new leader emerges: Salah Cinnamon surf to the top of the table breaking the ton on the way.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 104 2001
2 up Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 90 1986
3 down Brexiter City
Chris Russell 71 1985
4 same Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 99 1976
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 67 1906
6 same delsbells
delboy 1953 76 1854
7 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 65 1794
8 up Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 84 1740
9 down Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 61 1725
10 same The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 57 1701
11 up Devils in red
Beres Campbell 81 1701
12 same Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 69 1698
13 down Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 49 1684
14 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 58 1674
15 up Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 87 1657
16 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 78 1649
17 same Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 67 1611
18 same Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 53 1542

[Arthur Brutal]

Gameweek 35: only a few matches this week but there were points about for the canny managers, like Ste McPartland who increases his lead at the top.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 69 2070
2 same Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 47 2029
3 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 41 2026
4 same Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 45 2017
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 19 1925
6 same delsbells
delboy 1953 50 1892
7 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 38 1832
8 same Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 33 1765
9 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 32 1757
10 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 48 1746
11 same Devils in red
Beres Campbell 23 1724
12 down The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 19 1720
13 same Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 32 1716
14 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 24 1698
15 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 37 1694
16 up Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 52 1663
17 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 13 1662
18 same Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 57 1571

[Arthur Brutal]

Game week 36: Sala Cinammon stay top but the lead is cut to 26 points.


Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 51 2117
2 same Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 66 2091
3 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 58 2075
4 down Brexiter City
Chris Russell 41 2067
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 31 1956
6 same delsbells
delboy 1953 39 1931
7 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 51 1883
8 same Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 46 1811
9 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 53 1799
10 down Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 41 1798
11 up Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 51 1767
12 same The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 46 1766
13 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 37 1761
14 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 42 1740
15 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 44 1738
16 same Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 33 1696
17 same Suhari's Saints
Andy W 33 1695
18 same Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 58 1625