FA Cup 2017/18

[Jonathan]

You wouldn’t want Usmanov running Arsenal. Having a Russian oligarch in charge never works out well

[Carlos J]

Mon the Spuds even with TVLSDA.

Mon the VAR to fuck things up.

[Carlos J]

TVLSDA. Two balls from defence. Ha.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

MONSON

[Carlos J]

Lexi boy from a King Pog cross. Nice.

[Carlos J]

In the ever downgrading world of journos and just read off twatter et al, here the BBC in their live text before the game offer a stunning fact:

A socalled humorous video about what to do whilst waiting for VAR:

has this snippet:



Now my old calculator makes that 30.9 shoulder keepie uppies a second. And that is damned fast.

Sadly, the latest Guinness video I can find has it at 214 a minute, a mere 3.6 shoulder touches a second. Impressive, but not as nuclear as the BBC says:



Is this fake news? Pondering whether to add it to the BBC thread in 'D&D'.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Auntie knows all about disputed touches

[Zambo]

Dumbele is awful

[Carlos J]

Auntie knows all about disputed touches

Controversial. And at half time as Sir Brucie used to say, good game, good game.

[DasBoot]

Dumbele is awful

He's a fancy-dan, overrated, flatters-to-deceive shitcunt

[Carlos J]

Oh no MoPo.

[DasBoot]

Rachel Riley was right.

[Carlos J]

Rachel Riley was right.

Has she admitted she's a sexless doll in short dresses?

[Eaststand]

No, because she'd be lying if she admitted that.

[Eaststand]

Fucking hell Spurs, I dont support them and Im quite annoyed that theyve blown this chance to win something.