The suffering of West Ham

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The suffering of West Ham

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I hope that the FA are profuse with their expressions of sympathy for the indignities that West Ham players, officials and owners suffered yesterday.
Those connected with the club must be really inconsolable, after all they are not responsible for paying the police or stewards. They don’t even have pay for the corner flag brandished by that hooligan.
As Mr. Sullivan said, ”We feel badly let down by the stadium operators appointed by the Mayor’s staff. Where were the stewards and police.”
Perhaps the club should receive some sort of reward for their forbearance in the face of the problems they experienced. Would an award of points be appropriate?

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Good old salt of ver erf gor blimey gavner Mark Noble from Canning Tahhn showing pashun by changing sports so quickly and admirably in the match. Ahh ‘spose if yer shite at ver football try being a gay rugger bugger from Chelsea instead.

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Seriously though when you can’t blame the fans, the owners, the indigenous players, OPLC, the London Mayor, Stratford Council, wee Davey then surely you can blame Wenger, the liberals and West African players who can speak the lingo and take da coin.

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kancutlawns wrote:Seriously though when you can’t blame the fans, the owners, the indigenous players, OPLC, the London Mayor, Stratford Council, wee Davey then surely you can blame Wenger, the liberals and West African players who can speak the lingo and take da coin.

Saw this stat on Twitter:
David Moyes could take Sunderland and West Ham down in consecutive years and still have a year left on his original United contract

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Whenever I see David Gold I can't get the image of the bearded bloke in a bikini on the cover of an Aphex Twin single out of my head.

Good to see Mark Noble standing up to the mob, showing pashun and proving he is West Am frew an frew. Propa geeza.

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The stadium wasn’t built for football so questioning the design is probably wrong but how on earth can the mob be allowed to get so close to the owners ?

West Ham going down would be beautiful.

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It's all a terrible mess, Mark Noble being a cunt for trying to throw people off the pitch again........I noticed Stuart Pearce disappeared from view when the first goal went in! :oops:
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sjbarca wrote:It's all a terrible mess, Mark Noble being a cunt for trying to throw people off the pitch again........I noticed Stuart Pearce disappeared from view when the first goal went in! :oops:

How was he a cunt for stopping a twat who was going to attack himself and others? He is a cunt but good on him for this. Explain, Dougy.

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FFS.

Call that a “pitch invasion”?

A hermathodite and a hipster.

Then some Souness wannabee planting the corner flag in the centre circle a la Galatasay.

Listening to Kammy on Soccer Saturday it was a 70s or 80s style Barcodes or Millwall type of pitch invasion.

Now, them wuz proper lads kicking off in proper style.

Look at the tits on that fat cunt.


Having said that.....ol’Pet is four square with the Hammers fans.

The Dildo Brithers and their Moll have ripped the heart out of that club and no mistake :x
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: The perfect storm ol’ Pet.

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Petingo wrote:FFS.

Call that a “pitch invasion”?

A hermathodite and a hipster.

Then some Souness wannabee planting the corner flag in the centre circle a la Galatasay.

Listening to Kammy on Soccer Saturday it was a 70s or 80s style Barcodes or Millwall type of pitch invasion.

Now, them wuz proper lads kicking off in proper style.


Look at the tits on that fat cunt.


Having said that.....ol’Pet is four square with the Hammers fans.

The Dildo Brithers and their Moll have ripped the heart out of that club and no mistake :x
In fairness, by the time they got to the pitch from the stands they were pretty knackered.
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I mentioned this in another thread. But it's really Boris and Lord Coe who West Ham fans (and us the great unwashed tax-payer) should blame. The Dildo Brothers and 'I'm no' Lady Brady are just venture capitalists. I don't blame them for being cunts, that's just what they do. West Aaaahm fans should also look at themselves for letting this happen. I hope West Ham go down, not because I dislike proppa West Ham fans, but because it might finally show-up what a fucking sham the whole Olympic Legacy was.

PS. the lad trying to put the corner flag on the centre spot was funny. haha.
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Bad Blue 2000 wrote:
Petingo wrote:FFS.

Call that a “pitch invasion”?

A hermathodite and a hipster.

Then some Souness wannabee planting the corner flag in the centre circle a la Galatasay.

Listening to Kammy on Soccer Saturday it was a 70s or 80s style Barcodes or Millwall type of pitch invasion.

Now, them wuz proper lads kicking off in proper style.


Look at the tits on that fat cunt.


Having said that.....ol’Pet is four square with the Hammers fans.

The Dildo Brithers and their Moll have ripped the heart out of that club and no mistake :x
In fairness, by the time they got to the pitch from the stands they were pretty knackered.

Obviously more so than the players. Perhaps Noble can take up Crown Green Bowls or darts if the football is too onerous.

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It's a good job Joe Hart didn't try to haul the invaders off the pitch as he would've dropped them into the path of a Burnley player to kick.

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Bad Blue 2000 wrote:
Petingo wrote:FFS.

Call that a “pitch invasion”?

A hermathodite and a hipster.

Then some Souness wannabee planting the corner flag in the centre circle a la Galatasay.

Listening to Kammy on Soccer Saturday it was a 70s or 80s style Barcodes or Millwall type of pitch invasion.

Now, them wuz proper lads kicking off in proper style.


Look at the tits on that fat cunt.


Having said that.....ol’Pet is four square with the Hammers fans.

The Dildo Brithers and their Moll have ripped the heart out of that club and no mistake :x
In fairness, by the time they got to the pitch from the stands they were pretty knackered.



:lol:
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.

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