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At the World Cup: How long before.......
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Mention of the Russian revolution within 5 seconds, 1/100
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John Motson (or his replacement)mentions penalty shoot-outs.
Fans sing "3 lions" 52 years of hurt has too many syllables.
Talksport presenters challenge each other to do a Cossack Dance.
Fans sing "3 lions" 52 years of hurt has too many syllables.
Talksport presenters challenge each other to do a Cossack Dance.
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Saggers mentions Operation Barbarossa.
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In a dull passage of play the cameramen home in on some fit South American women in the crowd
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They're so busy showing a replay of a terrible foul that they miss the moment when the ref flourishes the red card.
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A great goal followed by "well, that was from Russia with love by ..."
A foul being described as 'From Russia with Shove'
A good save described as 'From Russia with Glove'
A foul being described as 'From Russia with Shove'
A good save described as 'From Russia with Glove'
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Someone dusts the TS hotel rooms with polonium. All the staff die. The United Kingdom does not issue a complaint.
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A dull, goalless draw going on longer than one of Dostoyevsky’s classics, being more tortuous than fifteen years in a Siberian gulag and more savage than Rasputin’s death.
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Moose spends the whole tournament in a sweat-soaked West Ham shirt , and doesn't wash it.
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Durham and Dunce sample some Beluga caviar.
Saggers samples the local vodka with unfortunate consequences .
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A team in red likened to the red army
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This should be a bingo game
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Clive Tyldesley gives us a potted history of Fabergé eggs and the Romanov family. During the first match I imagine because it'll be a dull fucking game.
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The first Twatter ‘spat’ between Mike Parry and *insert other tS presenter here.
My money’s on the puddled arl fecker mistaking Dougies goffeh parody account for the real thing
My money’s on the puddled arl fecker mistaking Dougies goffeh parody account for the real thing