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I went out on the piss several nights a week for over 5 years and never once got arrested in Bristol. Those two were only there for one night.

Stokes arrested. Damaged his hand in an 'incident' - fight with a member of the public it seems. Both players out of the ODI squad.

Team to tour Australia to be announced tomorrow morning.

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Daddy will pay the fine and have a word. Rah!
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16/1 on a 5-0 for the Aussies looking ever more generous.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Daddy will pay the fine and have a word. Rah!

Daddy is a rugby coach out in NZ and would probably have joined in the fight had he been anywhere close to the same hemisphere.
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Goughie will be "lads will be lads"
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The front page of the Sun and accompanying video look very damning for Stokes

He could be away for quite a while
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:The front page of the Sun and accompanying video look very damning for Stokes

He could be away for quite a while

Links man, Holden. Grim: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4563420/e ... awl-video/
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Should get life

Stumps up the arse by proper crims who are not gay?
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Carlos J wrote:
Holden Mcgroyne wrote:The front page of the Sun and accompanying video look very damning for Stokes

He could be away for quite a while

Links man, Holden. Grim: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4563420/e ... awl-video/



Awful punching technique for a so called hard man, it's just a shame that last one connected so well.

Don't think even Stevie G's brief will get him off here.
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:The front page of the Sun and accompanying video look very damning for Stokes

He could be away for quite a while

Two points:
- he didn't throw the first punch (!)
- how on earth can a major national newspaper release a video like this while investigations are still ongoing? No way can Stokes get a fair trial now – The Sun has just put paid to that (again).
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Indeed. a bit of MMA grappling on the ground earlier, guys back off, Stokes carried on stoked, but that last punch, the guy was defensive and hands up. Luckily not falling down straight as could have been head injuries and worse.

With that video, he is in trouble.
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Blame "journalism" and your continued role in it My Sub.

King hitting cunt this ginger is. Should burn.
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