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Zambo wrote:'Judy Murray is on her feet, applauding as Andy walks back out onto court'.


You just know Judy gives him handjobs. Don't deny it. I blame all those long dark evenings up there in Jockland, nothing else to do. I mean, apart from shooting-up a junior school, what the fuck else is there to do in Dunblane?
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carcinogen wrote:
Zambo wrote:'Judy Murray is on her feet, applauding as Andy walks back out onto court'.


You just know Judy gives him handjobs. Don't deny it. I blame all those long dark evenings up there in Jockland, nothing else to do. I mean, apart from shooting-up a junior school, what the fuck else is there to do in Dunblane?


Prick -shut the fuck up :twisted:
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carcinogen wrote:
Zambo wrote:'Judy Murray is on her feet, applauding as Andy walks back out onto court'.


You just know Judy gives him handjobs. Don't deny it. I blame all those long dark evenings up there in Jockland, nothing else to do. I mean, apart from shooting-up a junior school, what the fuck else is there to do in Dunblane?



A funny post.. Up until the last line.
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Dunblane doesn't even have a Pizza Express for fucks sake. The nearest one is in Stirling. Oh and before you ask, I think Judy prefers the continental grip when it comes to handjobs.
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The cunt's hanging around like a smelly fart.
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Just fuck off !


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Muzza !!
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Fair fucks to him... 10/10 for effort.
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I just can't grasp how someone with a sports injury that bad,, can play a match like that, which I believe was over four hours. He's either on morphine, or exaggerating the problem.
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Did he lose again?
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What a guy. National hero
A joyless arsehole.

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He can go home and ride that missus of his full-time now.
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Apparently Wimbledon are going to erect a statue for Andy. Presumably of himself rather than a massive 6ft dildo. Honestly though, you'd ring them up and say: "No, I appreciate the thought, but I really do not want a statue of myself. At least not untill I die. It's a little bit pretentious and embarrassing. Thanks again". It was bad enough that cuckold man-bitch Roger wore a monogrammed white blazer with his initials on it. That was a fucking low-point for male culture.
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Zambo wrote:I just can't grasp how someone with a sports injury that bad,, can play a match like that, which I believe was over four hours. He's either on morphine, or exaggerating the problem.


Come off it Z, he's certainly on a bag load of painkillers but he'll be allowed a R1 entry to Wimbledon for a final tearful ta ta.

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