Free Tammy
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:45 am
Tammy Abraham is innocent! He doesn't deserve to be incarcerated in the body of a footballer.
FREE HIM NOWWWWW! GET OUT THE T-SHIRTS!
5 things Fat Fwank learnt from his last 2 matches:
1) Tammy Abraham can't finish
2) Tammy Abraham is shit
3) Tammy Abraham ain't no Drogba
4) Tammy Abraham couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat
5) Tammy Abraham is living up to the curse of the number 9 shirt at Chelsea (see Sutton, Schevchenko etc.)
Of course, I could be wrong...
FREE HIM NOWWWWW! GET OUT THE T-SHIRTS!
5 things Fat Fwank learnt from his last 2 matches:
1) Tammy Abraham can't finish
2) Tammy Abraham is shit
3) Tammy Abraham ain't no Drogba
4) Tammy Abraham couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat
5) Tammy Abraham is living up to the curse of the number 9 shirt at Chelsea (see Sutton, Schevchenko etc.)
Of course, I could be wrong...