2019 Rugby World Cup

[Basualdo]

Come on Salford show the kick and clap how a game should be played

Don't forget that the League variety was an offshoot of the Union one.

But played by heterosexuals.

[birdie]

Come on Salford show the kick and clap how a game should be played

Don't forget that the League variety was an offshoot of the Union one.

But played by heterosexuals.

Plenty of gay boys in the round ball game too, not to mention kiddy fiddlers.

[Basualdo]

Maybe so, but the whole sport isn't geared into feeling another man's testicles every two minutes.

[birdie]

Maybe so, but the whole sport isn't geared into feeling another man's testicles every two minutes.

No, only in the changing rooms.

[Basualdo]

Well they don't hide it well on the pitch.

[Reg]

My objection isn’t to homosexual sex, which is a perfectly acceptable and inoffensive pastime.

My objection is to Rugby Union, which is one of the very sickest perversions, and acts like a magnet to the dregs of society.

[Basualdo]

My objection isn’t to homosexual sex, which is a perfectly acceptable and inoffensive pastime.

My objection is to Rugby Union, which is one of the very sickest perversions, and acts like a magnet to the dregs of society.

I'm not sure 'dregs' can sink that low, tbh.

Anyway, has hurricane Haggis fucked the Sweaties yet?

[subsub]

My objection isn’t to homosexual sex, which is a perfectly acceptable and inoffensive pastime.

My objection is to Rugby Union, which is one of the very sickest perversions, and acts like a magnet to the dregs of society.

I'm not sure 'dregs' can sink that low, tbh.

Anyway, has hurricane Haggis fucked the Sweaties yet?

Inspection at 10pm UK time.
I want the game to go ahead, though, because NZ v Scotland could be the mother of all shellackings

[birdie]

My objection isn’t to homosexual sex, which is a perfectly acceptable and inoffensive pastime.

My objection is to Rugby Union, which is one of the very sickest perversions, and acts like a magnet to the dregs of society.

Well, you know what they say about glass houses.

[Reg]

My objection isn’t to homosexual sex, which is a perfectly acceptable and inoffensive pastime.

My objection is to Rugby Union, which is one of the very sickest perversions, and acts like a magnet to the dregs of society.

Well, you know what they say about glass houses.

Yes.

That is why I feel entirely comfortable in calling out these depraved bottom-sniffing oafs.

[Basualdo]

Truffling for haemorrhoids is the preferred name.

[birdie]

Truffling for haemorrhoids is the preferred name.

Physician heal thyself.

[Basualdo]

If I could, I would.

[birdie]

If I could, I would.

I knew you wouldn't get my meaning.

[JW90]

If the Scots are eliminated through the typhoon, at least they've got the football to compensate.