Sport and Drugs

[Reg]

Clarification: I could not give a singular fuck what time the anorexic scrote did it in but if it upsets the health Nazis, tough shit.

Why is Lady Mary Peters not filling the democratic vacuum in your land like a Norn Evita?

Because I think she might be dead.

Pretty deadist

Indeed.

Anyway, she is alive and well.

[paolo]

Thinks there is a agenda against him

Poor Mo. 6 years inside, but oblivious to his transformational coach’s illegal practices while he was on their parallel programme of hard work & healthy eating. And OBVIOUSLY it’s the media’s fault, not his own choices, loyalties & lies, or guilty coaches who taint his reputation

The guy who went from almost always an also-ran to almost always unbeatable, aged 26, under the tutelage of a convicted drugs cheat, with a convicted EPO owner calling laptimes (but nothing more, honest) feels let down by journalists.
“There’s a clear agenda to this, I’ve seen it many times. I’ve seen it with Raheem Sterling. I’ve seen it with Lewis Hamilton. I can’t win whatever I do.”
Here’s Farah accusing media of racism when asked about the Salazar scandal at his extraordinary appearance in Chicago today
Dan Roan & journo's taking him apart & boy is he out of his depth ...when yr in a hole ....stop digging son?
The more he opens his mouth ,the worse it sounds from him , now its racism too
training where testers do not go repeatedly...........yes ok mate you are super clean .....like Lance was , & equally shameless

Paula Radcliffe will probably back him again .......but the net is closing !!!

Mo mentioning lil Lewis and the Insta MLK, yay. Get to fuck, dodgy cunt. A little of the presser here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/50022468

The mention of little Raheem, not popular due to being an irritating nasty little gob shite with no end product

Now grown up, hobby in the right way and genuinely delivering on the pitch..... did all those rscists that mr issues highlights suddenly become non racist, or did little Raheem sort his public persona out and learn to find the net?

Eye rolls, tissues, fig rolls, issues and bottle jobs with bottle tops

[Basualdo]

Just googled her and she's still alive and 80.

She has more sense than to stick her mug above the parapet of the clusterfuck of imbeciles and fuckwittery that is Ulster politics.

Though in reality shes probably concentrating on trying not to piss herself every fifteen minutes.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Though in reality shes probably concentrating on trying not to piss herself every fifteen minutes.

Aren't we all, old friend

[Basualdo]

Cheek!!

I can manage near a half hour these days!

[Reg]

Though in reality shes probably concentrating on trying not to piss herself every fifteen minutes.

Aren't we all, old friend

I am involved in a conglomerate that is funding a breakthrough in posthumous personal hygiene.

I am sending you a supply of our discreet gentlemen’s watertight briefs with non-chafing leg-clamps.

Your feedback is appreciated.

[kancutlawns]

Clarification: I could not give a singular fuck what time the anorexic scrote did it in but if it upsets the health Nazis, tough shit.

Why is Lady Mary Peters not filling the democratic vacuum in your land like a Norn Evita?

Because I think she might be dead.

There’s one for the kids.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Though in reality shes probably concentrating on trying not to piss herself every fifteen minutes.

Aren't we all, old friend

I am involved in a conglomerate that is funding a breakthrough in posthumous personal hygiene.

I am sending you a supply of our discreet gentlemen’s watertight briefs with non-chafing leg-clamps.

Your feedback is appreciated.

If these are Snuffies forget it. Not fit for purpose.

[Reg]

Though in reality shes probably concentrating on trying not to piss herself every fifteen minutes.

Aren't we all, old friend

I am involved in a conglomerate that is funding a breakthrough in posthumous personal hygiene.

I am sending you a supply of our discreet gentlemen’s watertight briefs with non-chafing leg-clamps.

Your feedback is appreciated.

If these are Snuffies forget it. Not fit for purpose.

These are the last word in cadaver comfort.

[Basualdo]

Oh, oh, all these hours later and I just got Reg's intent!!

Brace yourselves, kiddies:

"Don't Cry for Me Mary Peters."

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Say tara to your "Olympic heroes" sheeple - this pair of crims are going down for at least a err score by end o' t'year. "Lord" Sebastian "Lizardbot" Coe will of course slither away free as per

[Reg]

WIGGO-OOO!

[Basualdo]

As pleasing as this scenario is - and it's really fucking pleasing - what evidence do you have that these events will come to pass?

[Reg]

As pleasing as this scenario is - and it's really fucking pleasing - what evidence do you have that these events will come to pass?

None whatsoever - Wiggo is clean as a whistle.

As are ALL English sportsmen.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I've been 100% right about every fucking thing I've ever posted on here