Open letter to Crystal Palace fans

[Reg]

If you stole DT’s hat while he was being interviewed by Arsenal Fan TV, and then set up a mocking Twitter account purporting to be written by the hat... I am asking you to do the decent thing and give yourself up.

You have let humanity down.

You have let the football family down.

You have let Crystal Palace FC and its fans down.

And you have let yourself down.

Return the hat, and allow DT to live his life with dignity.

Thank you.

[JW90]

You had your 5 minutes of fam, now there will be blud.

[Reg]

You had your 5 minutes of fam, now there will be blud.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

*lobs handful of change*

[Reg]

*lobs handful of change*

[Reg]

[Basualdo]

I'm afraid, Gooners, that it's just a hat, not a fucking magic wand.

[Steve Hunt]

If you stole DT’s hat while he was being interviewed by Arsenal Fan TV, and then set up a mocking Twitter account purporting to be written by the hat... I am asking you to do the decent thing and give yourself up.

You have let humanity down.

You have let the football family down.

You have let Crystal Palace FC and its fans down.

And you have let yourself down.

Return the hat, and allow DT to live his life with dignity.

Thank you.

[subsub]

I'm afraid, Gooners, that it's just a hat, not a fucking magic wand.

[Reg]

UPDATE: DT’s hat was on display during Saturday’s game against Arsenal, suspended by a cord in the lower Holmesdale.

Some idiots seemed to find this amusing.