England in South Africa 2019/20

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Basualdo wrote:
carcinogen wrote:This test is a great advert for South African weather. I almost feel like shooting my missus through a bathroom door. It's THAT nice. ;P

I say! That's just not cricket!

Let's keep it willow on leather here, chaps. It so nice to see a peaceful thread.


Oscar batting without his prosthetic would have looked more of a test batsman than Broad today.
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One wicket in 5 hours, nothing in bowling attack. Draw .
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:One wicket in 5 hours, nothing in bowling attack. Draw .

Keep the faith, AB. Still a lot of overs left.
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\:D/ \:D/ \:D/

GET IN THERE!
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Fantastic entertainment, sighs of relief at Sky that they got the last ball.
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:Fantastic entertainment, sighs of relief at Sky that they got the last ball.

Heh, absolutely. Picture went, came back just in time :mrgreen:
Solid win, that, and most people thought we were 50 runs (at least) short on 1st innings…
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Fuck me, Andrew McKenna is doing the Test match commentary.

I haven't heard his voice for about 5 years, and already I want to kick the radio in.
He really is afflicted with the most unfortunate tone of voice.

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Gough trying to commentate is even worse.

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What a complete and utter tosser

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... st-cricket

Your bottle had gone, you should never play test cricket again, now run off and play the toyotown 20/20's around the world.
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:What a complete and utter tosser

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... st-cricket

Your bottle had gone, you should never play test cricket again, now run off and play the toyotown 20/20's around the world.

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Possibly the worse ever review I have seen. Missing the stumps by a country mile :?

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Job done with an Innings win, though Saffers gave it a good go at the end. 2-1 to England with one to play. Let's go for a draw.
I hate it when the follow-on is not enforced , unless your team is losing.
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Good old Woakes-o, coming in at No.9 and steadying the ship.
Always rated him.
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Broad and Wood have put on 71 for the final wicket so far! :shock:
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England all out for 400.
Amazing last-wicket stand =D>
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