Amazon Echo

[Roy Twing]

I was given one of these things as a christmas present,and (a sign of getting older I guess) I haven't really bothered to see what it can do beyond asking it about the weather.
It seems to me to be a useless bit of kit, but I wonder if anyone has one, and if there is any point to persevering with the thing?

[carcinogen]

Is there a hole to put your cock into? Otherwise, I've no interest.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Is there a hole to put your cock into? Otherwise, I've no interest.

Well there's the speaker grille. Depends what you're packing.

[m4rkb]

I think I'd actively avoid anything that permanently connects my voice to the internet just as I'd avoid those tellys with a camera pointing at you doing the same.

Cnet give it a fairly decent write up though
https://www.cnet.com/uk/products/amazon-echo-review/

[henrycrs]

If you like music it's excellent. It has most songs/albums stored in the cloud or somewhere.

My mate got one for Christmas, had a few hours of childish fun asking it 'Alexia tits or face' etc and listening to some tunes

[Basualdo]

I think I'd actively avoid anything that permanently connects my voice to the internet just as I'd avoid those tellys with a camera pointing at you doing the same.

Cnet give it a fairly decent write up though
https://www.cnet.com/uk/products/amazon-echo-review/

In today's Mail.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -show.html

[m4rkb]

^^
Best tell Roy to watch the post for a years subscription to the Socialist Worker Party.


Like those mobile phones which decide to automatically call the person your currently rubbishing when they hear the name.

[m4rkb]

Or one of these

[Roy Twing]

That would explain why I've not only got half a dozen of those cars, but also a subscription to the tick comic book, an old lawnmowerman dvd from ebay and a membership application for the rotary club of great britain.

Joking aside though, I'm even more confused now, - how the hell does the thing connect to the tv and/or phone.

[Alex]

I like it, just a shame it doesn't search Google and isn't contextually aware.

Internet radio is a handy feature. Alexa play BBC radio 5
The kids like jokes. Alexa tell me a joke
Handy kitchen timer. Alexa set a timer for 35 minutes

Other than that, it plays Spotify.

[m4rkb]

What kind of jokes does it tell?

I dread to think.

[Basualdo]

What kind of jokes does it tell?

I dread to think.

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[m4rkb]

But don't let Hillman see the spelling.

[shabbado]

It listens to you wanking.

No ta.

[henrycrs]

It listens to you wanking.

No ta.

I'm hoping it gives me material to wank off to