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Good feck off out of this thread with this insanity then rossco

Its a nice little thing that entertains people. No need to be a cunt about it. Not everything has to be about the lizard people taking over the world, some things are just a bit of fun.

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THEY'VE GOT YOU BRO!!
MAKING TALKFORUM GREAT AGAIN

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My nephew asked Alexa "who farted?"
To which she replied "he who smelt it, dealt it!"
"Stop drinking on an empty stomach and tweeting on an empty head, you fucking booze-addled halfwit."

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beingsoblase wrote:My nephew asked Alexa "who farted?"
To which she replied "he who smelt it, dealt it!"
Careful now, you'll be on an fbi watch list now.

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OBAMAS DEALT IT!!!
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Eaststand wrote:Good feck off out of this thread with this insanity then rossco

Its a nice little thing that entertains people. No need to be a cunt about it. Not everything has to be about the lizard people taking over the world, some things are just a bit of fun.

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What turned you insane while I was gone, Rossco? You were never this paranoid.

Or, alternatively, what are you doing you are so terrified of people finding out about?

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I knew a girl named Alexa. She was a junkie and lived in Oklahoma. But no one here wants to hear about that whole fiasco.
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Ask it what is the most effective way to wage violent jihad.

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...or make a bomb.

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On a serious note, ask it why did the chicken cross the road.

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It's not sure about the jihad. She knows the chicken joke though!

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Eaststand wrote:It's not sure about the jihad. She knows the chicken joke though!

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Well ask it about the Jihad :D

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I have! I don't think she's a Muslim girl though, she doesn't know.

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Flipping heck!

Mrs B. Got an Amazon prime type thing and showed me how to download and play music.

I just downloaded 40 odd hours of Queen, macc lads, scorpions, and various sci fi/tv themes, and it sounds brilliant through that little bean can sized speaker.
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