The all new Five Live mega thread

[Lou Grant]

Those two are best mates - she regularly makes the dull Fighting Talk even duller than usual by appearing on it. (Or did back when I last listened). To be fair to Colin at least he can read a script and hold a conversation with people - imagine half the tS presenters trying to do a 3 hour live news show.

[JW90]

I suppose, just find him irritating after a while.

I see they've got cricket commentary on the main station tonight- why didn't they have it when the series was still alive?

[Lou Grant]

It saves them having to employ a stand in for the usual shows whose regular presenters are no doubt off for the holidays.

[carcinogen]

Jonathon Pearce was at his most obstreperous last night after the Brighton-Palace match. What is his fucking problem? Someone rang in and made some valid points about VAR (which I agreed with) and JP just shouted him down and said he was 'wrong'. Fucking hate cunts who have no ability to listen to other opinions. Still, luckly there is an off-switch for the fat cunt.

Then there was the match commentary itself with Steve Claridge. Pearce must have mentioned over 20 players/ex-players/coaches who I hadn't heard of, all of whom were 'good men' and 'good football men'. Presumably for Pearce to be 'a good man' one has to agree with all he says and think he's a fantastic commentator and also a 'good man'. To me he's just a loud, bully boy cunt.

[Carlos J]

Fit and Fearless. Three tarts, Tally, Vic and Zanna talk diets and stuff. "I ate shite and put on weight"

Tally has IBS. They're the go to girls. Three twats and guests: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09p6x91

Some nutritionist says "caloirie counting vortexes" and gets a girly gasp.

Utter drivel. Rhiannon dropped some knowledge bombs though.

Three thick twats jabbering on. Good work BBC.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Did Tally rip out a four-minute fart on-air?

[Carlos J]

Sadly not.

[carcinogen]

So fucking sick of Five Live talking about VAR. FUCK. Listening to these thick cunts trying to talk about it is fucking chronic. I just want some articulate chat. Fuck me.

[kancutlawns]

So fucking sick of Five Live talking about VAR. FUCK. Listening to these thick cunts trying to talk about it is fucking chronic. I just want some articulate chat. Fuck me.

The irony.

[carcinogen]

So fucking sick of Five Live talking about VAR. FUCK. Listening to these thick cunts trying to talk about it is fucking chronic. I just want some articulate chat. Fuck me.

The irony.

I'm the most academically qualified member of this forum ffs. What the fuck are you saying? Just post the fucking 5 live link.

[kancutlawns]

So fucking sick of Five Live talking about VAR. FUCK. Listening to these thick cunts trying to talk about it is fucking chronic. I just want some articulate chat. Fuck me.

The irony.

I'm the most academically qualified member of this forum ffs. What the fuck are you saying? Just post the fucking 5 live link.

Evidence then that this country gives degrees to the truly fuckwitted. I have already done so. Put the bottle down and sort your life out, for your own good, carc.

[Maude]

So fucking sick of Five Live talking about VAR. FUCK. Listening to these thick cunts trying to talk about it is fucking chronic. I just want some articulate chat. Fuck me.

The irony.

I'm the most academically qualified member of this forum ffs. What the fuck are you saying? Just post the fucking 5 live link.

Come on then let's hear it. What have you got?

I doubt very much you excelled more than me in academia.

[Eaststand]

I HIGHLY doubt that Maude. You're so smart.

[kancutlawns]

So fucking sick of Five Live talking about VAR. FUCK. Listening to these thick cunts trying to talk about it is fucking chronic. I just want some articulate chat. Fuck me.

The irony.

I'm the most academically qualified member of this forum ffs. What the fuck are you saying? Just post the fucking 5 live link.

Oi carc, where have you fucked off to?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Wibbz will surely merge the living fuck out of this smear of a thread