The all new Five Live mega thread

[kancutlawns]

Honestly, Waddle is the most miserable argumentative-for-the-sake-of-it-fucker in football broadcasting. What is his fucking problem exactly? Comes across so fucking bitter.

Why do you listen to 5Dead commentary? TS is of a far better quality, also if you don’t mind prostituting your moral values, you can put your hand in your pockets and get Sky Sports.

[Lou Grant]

TS is of a far better quality

Irony alert.

5live are a million years ahead of tS for the footie commentary.

John Murray or Sam Matterface? Hmm.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Honestly, Waddle is the most miserable argumentative-for-the-sake-of-it-fucker in football broadcasting. What is his fucking problem exactly? Comes across so fucking bitter.

Why do you listen to 5Dead commentary? TS is of a far better quality

Presumably because ts don't have this match, are absolute dogshit and can only offer nats err milking as Micky I AM A HORRIBLY THICK LITTLE CUNT GreyGray squeaks scrawny scratchy summaries

[Eaststand]

TS is of a far better quality

Irony alert.

5live are a million years ahead of tS for the footie commentary.

John Murray or Sam Matterface? Hmm.

Splattersplooge, obvs

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Where oh where oh where is Irish scouse twat Alan Green for a game of this magnitude

Probably in the away end.

[carcinogen]

Honestly, Waddle is the most miserable argumentative-for-the-sake-of-it-fucker in football broadcasting. What is his fucking problem exactly? Comes across so fucking bitter.

Why do you listen to 5Dead commentary? TS is of a far better quality, also if you don’t mind prostituting your moral values, you can put your hand in your pockets and get Sky Sports.

Habit? Too lazy to change the channel? Not sure really. I think I prefer the BBC because they don't have commercial breaks. It's like trying to decide whether or not to dine out on horse-shit or dog-shit when it comes to football punditry in this country imo.

[kancutlawns]

Honestly, Waddle is the most miserable argumentative-for-the-sake-of-it-fucker in football broadcasting. What is his fucking problem exactly? Comes across so fucking bitter.

Why do you listen to 5Dead commentary? TS is of a far better quality, also if you don’t mind prostituting your moral values, you can put your hand in your pockets and get Sky Sports.

Habit? Too lazy to change the channel? Not sure really. I think I prefer the BBC because they don't have commercial breaks. It's like trying to decide whether or not to dine out on horse-shit or dog-shit when it comes to football punditry in this country imo.

What’s your choice of hi-cuisine these days?

[Zippy]

What do you think about Supertramp?

[finchman]

What night is virtual dukebox on?
Play some decent tunes on that if I remember.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Just realised dotun might be back tonight

[Hillman avenger]

I can't believe that someone seriously proposed that TS commentary is better than 5 Live.
Remarkable.

[kevin04]

Is Phil Williams still on Radio 5? Absolute dreary stuff, and not even fit for local radio, never mind hospital/community radio.

Livesey too? And is Beast of ''I'm Irish,'' Burden still on the Breakfast? Also, did Riley get a painting of a spitfire aka the tin tack?

I should Google all this, but notice that Nolan no longer does that Question Time Extra Time program.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Is Phil Williams still on Radio 5? Absolute dreary stuff, and not even fit for local radio, never mind hospital/community radio.

Livesey too? And is Beast of ''I'm Irish,'' Burden still on the Breakfast? Also, did Riley get a painting of a spitfire aka the tin tack?

I should Google all this, but notice that Nolan no longer does that Question Time Extra Time program.

Williams still does the 10pm-1am 4 nights a week with the midnight phone ins on car repairs and how to get stains out of a carpet

Tony 'me,me,me' Livesey still does drivetime

Riley is probably still getting counselling for PTSD after realising he'd groped Fogerty a few years ago.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Williams announces his departure from 5live after 19 years. I'm guessing the odds on a female getting the gig are a bit more than 50/50.

[VeritasVincit]

I was only a daytime listener butI hardly ever have it on now.
That Emma Barnett gets right up my nose, but the big turn-off was when they started discussing FGM as I was having breakfast.