The Idiot Bastard Band

[Reg]

Fucking hell.

Short of exhuming Rik Mayall and drafting Tim Lovejoy on vocals, could there be a bigger bunch of wankers in one band?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

PORKY THE POET

[kancutlawns]

I can identify Jupitus but don't know the other three.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

STEPHVENS MERCHANTS, JIMMY WHITES AND TELLYS SAVALAS

[Lou Grant]

Fucking hell.

Short of exhuming Rik Mayall and drafting Tim Lovejoy on vocals, could there be a bigger bunch of wankers in one band?

Take out Neil Innes and replace him with Andy Smart and then I'll be with you.

[finchman]

That fat unfunny cunt Jupitus has been theiving a living for thirty years.

[Bad Blue 2000]

I went to a Bill Bailey gig in the early 2000's with a mate. This mate knew how much I detested Jupitus.
Anyway, as we were walking to our seats, my mate nudged me and said "look behind you". I turned around and there was the fat twat stood behind me. He saw me notice him and gave an "Oh no, I keep getting spotted by fans" look.
It totally pissed me off.
Cunt.

[Zippy]

I went to a Bill Bailey gig in the early 2000's with a mate. This mate knew how much I detested Jupitus.
Anyway, as we were walking to our seats, my mate nudged me and said "look behind you". I turned around and there was the fat twat stood behind me. He saw me notice him and gave an "Oh no, I keep getting spotted by fans" look.
It totally pissed me off.
Cunt.

I saw him eating breakfast alone with his iPad in some soulless Marriott in Leicester a few years back. He sprung into action when I went in that direction to get a better seat. Obviously I didn't give a toss. Clearly dying to be noticed.

We could start a "places you spotted Phil Jupitus" thread and it'd be the shittest thing ever

[Eaststand]

He was on talksport the other month, saying how much he loved living in scotland and didnt miss his london pad at all.

Nothing to do with all the work drying up and you couldnt afford the london pad, but you can buy a five bedroom house in Scotchland for less than a Ford Fiesta, of course, Jupitus. Its not that at all.

[Octavio]

I went to a Bill Bailey gig in the early 2000's with a mate. This mate knew how much I detested Jupitus.
Anyway, as we were walking to our seats, my mate nudged me and said "look behind you". I turned around and there was the fat twat stood behind me. He saw me notice him and gave an "Oh no, I keep getting spotted by fans" look.
It totally pissed me off.
Cunt.

I saw him eating breakfast alone with his iPad in some soulless Marriott in Leicester a few years back. He sprung into action when I went in that direction to get a better seat. Obviously I didn't give a toss. Clearly dying to be noticed.

We could start a "places you spotted Phil Jupitus" thread and it'd be the shittest thing ever

I saw him when I was working at Fenchurch Street about 10 years ago.

I was outside the train station having a smoke and he walked past and looked at me with a look that said, "yeah, I'm Phil Jupitus, who are YOU?"

Tosser.

[Bad Blue 2000]

I went to a Bill Bailey gig in the early 2000's with a mate. This mate knew how much I detested Jupitus.
Anyway, as we were walking to our seats, my mate nudged me and said "look behind you". I turned around and there was the fat twat stood behind me. He saw me notice him and gave an "Oh no, I keep getting spotted by fans" look.
It totally pissed me off.
Cunt.

I saw him eating breakfast alone with his iPad in some soulless Marriott in Leicester a few years back. He sprung into action when I went in that direction to get a better seat. Obviously I didn't give a toss. Clearly dying to be noticed.

We could start a "places you spotted Phil Jupitus" thread and it'd be the shittest thing ever

I saw him when I was working at Fenchurch Street about 10 years ago.

I was outside the train station having a smoke and he walked past and looked at me with a look that said, "yeah, I'm Phil Jupitus, who are YOU?"

Tosser.

Hmmm, a common theme developing here

OctO, did you ever drink in The Wine Lodge, on Fenchurch St? It's a Young's boozer.

[Octavio]

Wasn't a Wine Lodge regular, used to drink in The East India Arms which was right next to where I was working.

[Sid Pervcat]

The Middle Class Self Indulgent Cunt Band, more like.

[Zippy]

PJIAC.

[Lou Grant]

I saw him in about 1985 as Porky the Poet. Zero recollection of anything apart from the fact he was on the bill. Also on the bill were The Sid Presley Experience and they were fucking awesome.