Which Sunday Paper do you buy.

[carcinogen]

Fuck it. It's going to be a trek, because none of the shops on the local sink estate carry The Observer. No, I can't. I can't bring myself to buy The Observer. I should. I should get the viewpoint of the metropolitan elite. It'll do me good. What I'll do is, buy the Observer and a Red Top just to balance things up. I'll end up buying The Times. I just can't fucking buy The Observer, it'll remind me of the life I left behind in Clapham with the fucking liberal beared set who have flats in Shoreditch. Cunts. Which Sunday paper do you wankers pur-chase? Per-chance?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The Sunday Cunt

[ToRmAtO]

None, I cannot see the point of newspapers anymore with reading yesterday's news, when I can read breaking news near instantly online.

I cannot honestly remember the last time I bought a newspaper.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Only mental cunts would pay four quid for SHIT

[carcinogen]

Only mental cunts would pay four quid for SHIT

Caroline Flack's arse was on the cover. How could I resist. She lost another fella and it makes her feel good to get her tits out. Who Am I to complain?

[AlcoholBrazil]

I stopped buying them 20 years ago and it was this............

[carcinogen]

Well, thanks to you people subsub and I are out of work. Cheers.

[Lou Grant]

Subs is not out of work. The decline of print media is probably not the reason you are out of work.

I hated newspapers long before the age of the internet. (With all due respect to my namesake).

[carcinogen]

Flack has rekindled her on-off romance. Now I'm depressed.

[Lou Grant]

My friend Brian would purchase one of the Sunday broadsheets, probably Telegraph I'd imagine based on his political leanings, and separate it out into all the different sections while in the newsagent. He'd then leave all the guff behind (travel, finance, lifestyle section etc.) and just walk out with the actual news part of the paper.

Weekend newspapers are the worse for all that vapid shit. The arrogance to think any of it as of any value when compared to the trees it is produced from.

[carcinogen]

(travel, finance, lifestyle section etc.)

those are the best sections you lunatic.

[Lou Grant]

Well that was not the view of my friend Brian.

I'm not interested in newspapers period.

[Eaststand]

Who the fuck would buy a newspaper?

I can read up to date news on my phone and I dont have to kill oxygen producing living things to do so.

[ToRmAtO]

.... However, I used to like The Sunday Post for Oor Wullie & The Broons.

[carcinogen]

I can read up to date news on my phone.

They are watching you. Fuck phones. Don't use the fucking things unless in a bind. Phones are phoney. I know it goes against the grain, but phones are a trap. Throw the fucking things away.