The Next James Bond

[Basualdo]

political correctness gone mad

what next, bond portrayed as a a tranny slag in a burka?

create a new hero and leave bond alone

they did it with bourne

get creative and dont be so lazy to introduce a hero of colour by piggy backing

Quite right Paolo. A clear-cut case of cultural appropriation if ever there were one.

Elba is a good actor but it'd still be a politically motivated appointment. He must be pissed off that all this leftist crap has sought not to make him an equal but 'someone different'.

Being force-fed crap like this is what done it:

To be honest, if they remade Zulu with these types of characters, I reckon it might be the greatest film ever.....which the old Zulu probably is anyway.





Imagine Idris Elba as Chard and Ray Winstone as King Cetshwayo.

[PG30]

Well as the left control the majority of high office positions in this country, a couple of examples include the criminal justice system and the education authorities, It is not surprising that they get the blame when most things get fucked up, which is on a regular basis.

What’s that got to do with a fictional character potentially being played by someone black?

[PG30]

Is there any subject ever that you don’t blame on the left?

Not really no.

..........but only certain types of leftie

Guess it’s nice to have a scapegoat for your life rather having to take any responsibility yourself

[subsub]

political correctness gone mad

what next, bond portrayed as a a tranny slag in a burka?

create a new hero and leave bond alone

they did it with bourne

get creative and dont be so lazy to introduce a hero of colour by piggy backing

Quite right Paolo. A clear-cut case of cultural appropriation if ever there were one.

Elba is a good actor but it'd still be a politically motivated appointment. He must be pissed off that all this leftist crap has sought not to make him an equal but 'someone different'.

Being force-fed crap like this is what done it:

You think there were no black British soldiers in WWI or WWII?
Let me educate you: THERE WERE.

[subsub]

political correctness gone mad

what next, bond portrayed as a a tranny slag in a burka?

What difference would it make if Bond was black?
Got some real issues, haven't you?

[Bad Blue 2000]

Elba would be great but probably a bit old now.
I think Henry Cavill recently dropped a large hint that he'd been offered the role.

[pugsly]

Daniel Craig is the best imho,but Gordon Strachan would be brilliant.

[subsub]

I remember an article from FHM/GQ years ago where none other than Stanloi Victor Collymore said he fancied being cast as James Bond one day.

Well, he ticks the misogynist woman-beating box, I suppose…

[Zippy]

I remember an article from FHM/GQ years ago where none other than Stanloi Victor Collymore said he fancied being cast as James Bond one day.

Well, he ticks the misogynist woman-beating box, I suppose…

I remember this too Collymore, as ever, displayed a brilliant lack of self-awareness in the article.

As BB said, I think Elba is probably a bit old. He's what, 45? Not that much younger than Daniel Craig. Give it to someone in their 30s. Or Giggsy till the end of the season.

[kancutlawns]

I remember an article from FHM/GQ years ago where none other than Stanloi Victor Collymore said he fancied being cast as James Bond one day.

Well, he ticks the misogynist woman-beating box, I suppose…

I remember this too Collymore, as ever, displayed a brilliant lack of self-awareness in the article.

As BB said, I think Elba is probably a bit old. He's what, 45? Not that much younger than Daniel Craig. Give it to someone in their 30s. Or Giggsy till the end of the season.

I think they should give it to that 19 year old lad who played the cello at Harry and Meg’s wedding.

[AlcoholBrazil]

If the sub-subs of this world had their way, they would frog-march us nasty racists to the cinema at gunpoint and make us watch
Elba playing Bond, followed by an enforced diversity training course like the one BoJo will be made to do.

[pugsly]

I remember an article from FHM/GQ years ago where none other than Stanloi Victor Collymore said he fancied being cast as James Bond one day.

Well, he ticks the misogynist woman-beating box, I suppose…

True dat Sub, Connery was partial to slapping them around a bit.

[subsub]

I remember an article from FHM/GQ years ago where none other than Stanloi Victor Collymore said he fancied being cast as James Bond one day.

Well, he ticks the misogynist woman-beating box, I suppose…

True dat Sub, Connery was partial to slapping them around a bit.

yeah, and he admitted that he thought it was fine to do that in real life, too!

[Eaststand]

Youve sort of got to respect the brazenness of him, I suppose. He don't give no fucks.

[subsub]

Youve sort of got to respect the brazenness of him, I suppose. He don't give no fucks.

Yeah, he doesn't give a shit.
'a short sharp shlap' etc

Fun fact: a friend of mine in the drinks trade used to sell wine to Sean Connery (as a private client).
His favourite white wine was Frascati.
Now, just say that word again like Connery would. Amazing.