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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby carcinogen » Sun Aug 19, 2018 7:54 am

Kate Silverton. An exemplar of modern Britain. I saw her. I wouldn't say I'm on speaking terms, but I used to see her when I worked in that London (you know, that place with the big buildings and a big clock). Long story short, she tottered around in a nice little outfit making tea at a bank. Not sure who her hubby is, but I would guess an investment banker or something. One of those women lucky enough to be a looker and savvy enough to marry a rich guy. She loves money does Kate, ADORES it. Shallow as hell. 100pc fake.
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby VeritasVincit » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:15 am

carcinogen wrote:Kate Silverton. An exemplar of modern Britain. I saw her. I wouldn't say I'm on speaking terms, but I used to see her when I worked in that London (you know, that place with the big buildings and a big clock). Long story short, she tottered around in a nice little outfit making tea at a bank. Not sure who her hubby is, but I would guess an investment banker or something. One of those women lucky enough to be a looker and savvy enough to marry a rich guy. She loves money does Kate, ADORES it. Shallow as hell. 100pc fake.


Husband is a security consultant; ex-Royal Marine.
I think she is paid at least as much as he makes; in the 250k to 500k bracket. Estimated worth c£3m.
And; she can come and read my news anytime she likes, though I wouldn't feed her as she's vegan.

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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby carcinogen » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:45 am

VeritasVincit wrote:she's vegan.


Christ. It's worse than I thought. I bet she reads The Guardian too. Fucking nora. I can see her fake grin now as the judges give her a 5 for a sexless Argentine Tango. I wish these narcissistic cunts would fuck off. I really do. I can understand ex girlband members down on their luck signing-up for a bit of money and exposure. I get that. But Kate Silverton is living a lovely middle-class life and really doesn't need any more money. She is doing it for just one reason, the 'look at me' reason. Fuck off love. Gettit?
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby VeritasVincit » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:47 am

carcinogen wrote:
VeritasVincit wrote:she's vegan.


Christ. It's worse than I thought. I bet she reads The Guardian too. Fucking nora. I can see her fake grin now as the judges give her a 5 for a sexless Argentine Tango. I wish these narcissistic cunts would fuck off. I really do.


I am naughty. I slipped that last bit in specially for you.

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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby carcinogen » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:16 pm

VeritasVincit wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
VeritasVincit wrote:she's vegan.


Christ. It's worse than I thought. I bet she reads The Guardian too. Fucking nora. I can see her fake grin now as the judges give her a 5 for a sexless Argentine Tango. I wish these narcissistic cunts would fuck off. I really do.


I am naughty. I slipped that last bit in specially for you.


IS she not vegan? I typed in her name on Google and one of the first results was a headline I couldn't even make-up. It is THAT fucking shit and represents everything she is about. There are people dying due to famine and war. People are risking their lives on makeshift boats to make a better life for themseves. Bascially, the world has gone to hell in a hand basket. But Silverton has more pressing issues...

BBC News broadcaster Kate Silverton has revealed how she was just "seconds from death" after eating a prawn salad at Ascot.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kate-silverton-seconds-death-after-10282688
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby VeritasVincit » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:22 pm

carcinogen wrote:
VeritasVincit wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
VeritasVincit wrote:she's vegan.


Christ. It's worse than I thought. I bet she reads The Guardian too. Fucking nora. I can see her fake grin now as the judges give her a 5 for a sexless Argentine Tango. I wish these narcissistic cunts would fuck off. I really do.


I am naughty. I slipped that last bit in specially for you.


IS she not vegan? I typed in her name on Google and one of the first results was a headline I couldn't even make-up. It is THAT fucking shit and represents everything she is about. There are people dying due to famine and war. People are risking their lives on makeshift boats to make a better life for themseves. Bascially, the world has gone to hell in a hand basket. But Silverton has more pressing issues...

BBC News broadcaster Kate Silverton has revealed how she was just "seconds from death" after eating a prawn salad at Ascot.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kate-silverton-seconds-death-after-10282688


Oh yes she's vegan, but that wasn't relevant to your initial post and my reply.
I put it in to see your response, and I wasn't disappointed.

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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby carcinogen » Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:05 pm

Can vegans swallow cum? That's a serious question.
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby VeritasVincit » Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:31 pm

carcinogen wrote:Can vegans swallow cum? That's a serious question.


For the answer to that you will have to delve into the archives, as that question was asked some years ago.

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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:39 pm

The answer is only that of another vegan
"take that you cunt aaaarruughghh".

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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby Eaststand » Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:48 pm

Yes, because then it is only murdering the potential life of a vegetable, and not an animal, as we all know, vegans cannot have children, only vegetables.
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby carcinogen » Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:09 pm

I wish there was a victim of an acid-attack on Sickly Come Dancing Oh wait, what do you say? There is? Oh joy. Please tell me Nick Knowles is on it too. That would pretty much put the last nail in the fucking coffin of British Television.
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby kevin04 » Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:43 pm

Carc, I hope the Brexit book has a chapter about women in the media you've been with or around.

Get it penned. I would buy it.
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby carcinogen » Sun Aug 19, 2018 7:00 pm

kevin04 wrote:Carc, I hope the Brexit book has a chapter about women in the media you've been with or around.

Get it penned. I would buy it.


It'll be a short-story. The title will be: "Look at me Daddy".
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Re: Strictly come dancing 2018

Postby carcinogen » Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:09 pm

theleader82 wrote:https://youtu.be/rc5AiE-8RMM


Geezus, words fail me.
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