Maude wrote:kancutlawns wrote:Maude wrote:kancutlawns wrote:Darkyboy wrote:I would imagine that they want someone who can keep the tone fairly lighthearted; rather than a host asking for people who have been sexually abused to call in.
Yup, don’t need someone as creepy as fuck as fatty Nolan:
What has his weight got to do with it?
He's a radio presenter not doing the Tour de France like your hero the drugged up Bradley Wiggins.
Because overweight people on radio have dubious characters and poor hygiene. Adrian Durham, Ian Abrahams, Darren Gough and Nolan are a case in point. And careful about calling Wiggins a drug cheat. It’s not been proven. Plus he’s not my hero, I don’t follow cycling.
Nolan might be overweight but he works harder than you.
He barely has a day off. Works every day in Ireland then flies to Manchester for the weekend to do his 5Live show.
You have to respect that. He earns every penny that the BBC pay him unlike people like Chris Evans and Jeremy Clarkson.
He could do
all of his shows from the one studio in either Belfast or Manchester but he would rather waste licence payers hard earned on an extremely expensive weekly commute.
And I know why too.
Hes going to be fucked if airlines actually do bring in excess weight charges for passengers persons.
Though knowing the BBC those wastrel cocksockets would probably lease a C130 to haul the carcass of this crusted turd of a man over the Irish Sea as much as he likes.
Rhod Sharp - & I actually feel bad about bringing up the name of such a professional and practically faultless broadcaster in the same post as the jellytussling grief whore - manages to do his usually excellent Radio 5 show three nights a week from his bedroom in his home just outside FUCKING BOSTON MASSACHUSSETTS!
There is no excuse for shunting Nolans huge lardy bulk hither and yon over the sea in expensive and polluting jets.
The BBC are always whining about global warming and the environment and all that bollocks arent they?
And as for 'hard work'?
Well I havent missed a day off work for over eight years and the last time was because I spent 4 days in hospital.
Its not difficult to do. You turn up, do your job and fuck off home. Tens of millions do it in the country every fucking day without leeching off public largesse for their eye wateringly dear lifted and laid transport.
And its not sitting down parking your vast baking bowl on reinforced seating for two hours a day while slabbering bollocks at a mic, either.
I work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week and three fucking shifts in a hot and unpleasant plastics factory. I also walk to work.
I am by no means a particularly fit man, but compared to the morbidly obese burger guzzling landwhale that is Nolan - who would shite his Harland and Wolff made dyfes at the thought of factory work - I'm practically Sir Steven Redgrave.
