Who was the 'celebrity' you met who was the biggest arsehole?

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Who was the 'celebrity' you met who was the biggest arsehole?

Postby Basualdo » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:24 pm

Havent really met anyone that famous apart from Lemmy, Philthy Animal and Fast Eddie who were all lovely and Sharon from Eastenders who gave me a beautiful smile and blatantly wanted me to jump her bones when she asked me for directions once. Lovely looking in real life and so small.

Billy Hamilton the footballer knows me by name and I once had a brief - very brief - chat with Gerry Armstrong in Tesco once.

So so far for me, the celebrities are going on 0% for cuntishness.

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Postby Eaststand » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:38 pm

Dennis Wise is an arsehole. He quite likes me though, which is fucking really annoying.
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Postby Basualdo » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:47 pm

Eaststand wrote:Dennis Wise is an arsehole. He quite likes me though, which is fucking really annoying.

Is he a client of Holmesdale Accounting and Financial? We've all heard stories from years gone by about his invoices and pay details being sent to addresses which are Saahf Lahndahn boozers.
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Postby Eaststand » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:57 pm

I dunno, hes never bought anything, theres alway been a massive line of chelsea arselickers around.
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Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:46 am

Lizzie had the biggest one, if that was the question
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Postby finchman » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:53 am

Rio Ferdinand was Infront of me a few years ago going through Manchester airport.He went through the metal detector arch and set it off,he stood there moaning giving it the 'dont you know who I am' whilst the security bloke frisked him.I watched as he was told to take off his belt with a massive fuck off metal buckle and empty his pockets.Out came car keys,iPod,ear phones and about twenty quid in shrapnel,the thick cunt couldn't understand why the metal detector activated,and gave the security feller shit constantly.
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Postby carcinogen » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:40 am

finchman wrote:Rio Ferdinand was Infront of me a few years ago going through Manchester airport.He went through the metal detector arch and set it off,he stood there moaning giving it the 'dont you know who I am' whilst the security bloke frisked him.I watched as he was told to take off his belt with a massive fuck off metal buckle and empty his pockets.Out came car keys,iPod,ear phones and about twenty quid in shrapnel,the thick cunt couldn't understand why the metal detector activated,and gave the security feller shit constantly.


What do you expect from a bloke who cashed-in on his dead wife, the wife he cheated on multiple times and even cheated on whilst she was dying of cancer. Lovely fella is Rio.

I don't think it would come as any surprise that the biggest cunt I've met is Jim Davidson. A truly evil bastard.
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Re: Who was the 'celebrity' you met who was the biggest arsehole?

Postby Reg » Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:38 pm

I've met a lot of famous people.

The only one I can think of who acted like a bit of an arsehole was John Lydon (not a great surprise, tbh).

It was a VERY brief conversation. :)
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Postby Reg » Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:40 pm

Basualdo wrote:Havent really met anyone that famous apart from Lemmy, Philthy Animal and Fast Eddie who were all lovely


A friend of mine used to know Lemmy, and she said he's a really nice bloke.

Which is what everyone seems to say.
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Postby Lou Grant » Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:43 pm

Not met Annie Lennox myself, but a friend of mine played as a session guitarist on one of her albums and she was the complete diva including having her own chair in the studio that no one else was allowed to sit on.
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Postby Reg » Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:48 pm

A friend of mine had lunch with Alan Brazil, and said it was a jaw-droppingly shocking experience, but he won't be drawn on the details.

He has since had lunch with him again, but I haven't seen him since the last time.
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Postby Lou Grant » Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:56 pm

Reg wrote:He has since had lunch with him again, but I haven't seen him since the last time.

Fat Al probably ate him.
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Postby Reg » Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:12 pm

Lou Grant wrote:
Reg wrote:He has since had lunch with him again, but I haven't seen him since the last time.

Fat Al probably ate him.


The thought had crossed my mind.
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Postby The End » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:00 pm

Jimmy Krankie was really unpleasant to people waiting for a photograph with him/her. INCREDIBLY ugly too.
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Postby AlcoholBrazil » Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:18 pm

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