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Havent really met anyone that famous apart from Lemmy, Philthy Animal and Fast Eddie who were all lovely and Sharon from Eastenders who gave me a beautiful smile and blatantly wanted me to jump her bones when she asked me for directions once. Lovely looking in real life and so small.

Billy Hamilton the footballer knows me by name and I once had a brief - very brief - chat with Gerry Armstrong in Tesco once.

So so far for me, the celebrities are going on 0% for cuntishness.

But what about you?

Dennis Wise is an arsehole. He quite likes me though, which is fucking really annoying.

Eaststand wrote:Dennis Wise is an arsehole. He quite likes me though, which is fucking really annoying.

Is he a client of Holmesdale Accounting and Financial? We've all heard stories from years gone by about his invoices and pay details being sent to addresses which are Saahf Lahndahn boozers.

I dunno, hes never bought anything, theres alway been a massive line of chelsea arselickers around.

Lizzie had the biggest one, if that was the question

Rio Ferdinand was Infront of me a few years ago going through Manchester airport.He went through the metal detector arch and set it off,he stood there moaning giving it the 'dont you know who I am' whilst the security bloke frisked him.I watched as he was told to take off his belt with a massive fuck off metal buckle and empty his pockets.Out came car keys,iPod,ear phones and about twenty quid in shrapnel,the thick cunt couldn't understand why the metal detector activated,and gave the security feller shit constantly.

finchman wrote:Rio Ferdinand was Infront of me a few years ago going through Manchester airport.He went through the metal detector arch and set it off,he stood there moaning giving it the 'dont you know who I am' whilst the security bloke frisked him.I watched as he was told to take off his belt with a massive fuck off metal buckle and empty his pockets.Out came car keys,iPod,ear phones and about twenty quid in shrapnel,the thick cunt couldn't understand why the metal detector activated,and gave the security feller shit constantly.

What do you expect from a bloke who cashed-in on his dead wife, the wife he cheated on multiple times and even cheated on whilst she was dying of cancer. Lovely fella is Rio.

I don't think it would come as any surprise that the biggest cunt I've met is Jim Davidson. A truly evil bastard.

I've met a lot of famous people.

The only one I can think of who acted like a bit of an arsehole was John Lydon (not a great surprise, tbh).

It was a VERY brief conversation.

Basualdo wrote:Havent really met anyone that famous apart from Lemmy, Philthy Animal and Fast Eddie who were all lovely

A friend of mine used to know Lemmy, and she said he's a really nice bloke.

Which is what everyone seems to say.

Not met Annie Lennox myself, but a friend of mine played as a session guitarist on one of her albums and she was the complete diva including having her own chair in the studio that no one else was allowed to sit on.

A friend of mine had lunch with Alan Brazil, and said it was a jaw-droppingly shocking experience, but he won't be drawn on the details.

He has since had lunch with him again, but I haven't seen him since the last time.

Reg wrote:He has since had lunch with him again, but I haven't seen him since the last time.

Fat Al probably ate him.

Lou Grant wrote:

Reg wrote:He has since had lunch with him again, but I haven't seen him since the last time.

Fat Al probably ate him.

The thought had crossed my mind.

Jimmy Krankie was really unpleasant to people waiting for a photograph with him/her. INCREDIBLY ugly too.

Chris Tarrant was frisbeeing cheap 7" singles in a crowd in Wolverhampton West Park.