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Better hurry, its just about to land on the Robot planet.

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Was there a queer hooting sound from the natives when we landed?
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Why all the applauding, they didn't do this when they landed on the moon ffs ? And the twat with that hat on should be decapitated.
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Basualdo wrote:Better hurry, its just about to land on the Robot planet.

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/insi ... index.html


What's the fucking point? Really. All these fucking boffins who can't get a girlfriend dedicate their lives to polluting the galaxy with our little bits of metal. Waste. Of. Fucking. Time. However they try to justify their existence basically they are wasting their fucking time and our money. I won't fucking have it. The fuckers need to be called-out. The only reason the human race landed on the moon was because the US wanted to teach Communist Russia a lesson. It wasn't based on some glorious ideal. It was based on capitalism.

I can see all the ugly fuckers now, hunched over a keyboard banging on about trajectories and orbits. Who gives a fucking shit. Get a fucking job you cunts and if you really must do something involving trigonometry work out why the population of sub-saharan africa can't get a glass of water. Who gives a fuck about the mineral composition of the planet Mercury? Fuck OFF.

Look, I like looking at Jupiter as much as the next man. Lot's of lovely colours, the Red Spot, bang, whoosh. Etc. It's navel-gazing and hand-wringing at its worst. The cunt on Sky at Night is the epitome of a cunt. Chris Lintott, Professor of Astrophysics in the Department of Physics at Oxford University. Professor of being a smug middle-class cunt who cannot face reality and chooses to stare at the sky because he can afford to. Cunt.

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carcinogen wrote:fucking fucking boffins Fucking fucking fucking fuckers the human race the ugly fuckers fucking shit fucking cunts fuck Fuck OFF cunt. cunt. Cunt.

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I've been misquoted. It's all been taken out of context. It's been lost in translation. Seriously though, do we really need a load of over-educated people staring into space when our own planet is in a lot of fucking trouble? Let's try to sort out our own shit before we start pissing away money to find out if there is water on Mars. You know I'm fucking right.
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carcinogen wrote:What's the fucking point?
You don't like much, do you, Carc?
Endless ranting and belittling others, slagging off anything and everything on a daily basis.

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carcinogen wrote:Let's try to sort out our own shit before we start pissing away money to find out if there is water on Mars. You know I'm fucking right.


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subsub wrote:
carcinogen wrote:What's the fucking point?
You don't like much, do you, Carc?
Endless ranting and belittling others, slagging off anything and everything on a daily basis.

I hope that next year works out better for you.


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subsub wrote:
carcinogen wrote:What's the fucking point?
You don't like much, do you, Carc?
Endless ranting and belittling others, slagging off anything and everything on a daily basis.

I hope that next year works out better for you.


You call it 'slagging off', I call it offering a critique on modern existence. The difference between you and I is that I have the self-awareness to realize the pointlessness of everything. I just think there is far more honesty in someone living on the street and shitting their pants on a regular basis than someone who has spent 6 years at university and dedicates their life to sending a little metal robot to Mars. I think that's dishonest. I'm not slagging that person off, I'm just saying that they are kidding themselves and are delusional. I'm fully aware of my short-comings and do not pretend otherwise. But I am an honest person.
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Without those space-farers Carc, we wouldn't have non-stick pans. Just think how lucky the young ones today will feel when they
get the first pictures of Proxima/Alpha Centauri beaming in. Make Voyager look like an Airfix Spitfire.
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carcinogen wrote:The difference between you and I is that I have the self-awareness to realize the pointlessness of everything

That's a crazy thing to say. Anyone who just dismisses everything outright, and never has a good word to say about anything or anyone, and with the frequency that you do, is not well.
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Are we sure this is kosher and the gizmo hasn't landed in the Arizona desert.
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