British Academy Film Awards 2019

[kancutlawns]

Good old Jo Lumley doing the honours tonight. Loads of groans and tumbleweed with her terrible gags.

Brad Cooper's obviously there as he's up for five BAFTAs. So's Steve Coogan and Glenn Close, Rami Malik, Christian Bale but not sure of the sexy Margot Robbie's there.

The audience are starting to wet their gussets as things are warming up.

[kancutlawns]

It's actually refreshing in this customary celeb luvvy action to see no reference to Dua Lipa, Adam Levine, Cardy B, Ariana Grande and Little fucking Mix. Plenty of time for that fucking shite later tonight in LA.

[ToRmAtO]

Have I won anything yet?

[kancutlawns]

Rachel Weiss has got best supporting actress in The Favourite. Just see Riz Ahmed in the audience.

[kancutlawns]

Have I won anything yet?

You've got a bit of a wait, Mr T. Could be nearer 10.30.

[ToRmAtO]

Have I won anything yet?

You've got a bit of a wait, Mr T. Could be nearer 10.30.

True, it's well past my jimmyjam time.

[kancutlawns]

A rambling speech about depression from Best Rising Star award winner Letitia Wright.

[kancutlawns]

What the fuck is Spike Lee wearing on his head? He looks like Ena Sharples with that beret.

[kancutlawns]

A Star is Born has won it's first award of the night with Best Music and Bradley Cooper's collecting the award.

[kancutlawns]

I can't believe I'm actaully watching this shit, much less writing about it in this 'ere bailiwick.

[Bad Blue 2000]

Have I won anything yet?

Yes,
World's most boring bastard.

[ToRmAtO]

Have I won anything yet?

Yes,
World's most boring bastard.

awe thanks