The Fringe
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:07 pm
I admit that I’m old with an old fashioned sense of humour, but these were listed in a newspaper as the ten best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe.
My new boyfriend told me he’s got my face as his wallpaper, which I thought was cute until I saw his lounge.
Actors who can cure my lisp? I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth.
I suppose lesbian sex is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on for ever and there are a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet.
My mum said she’s turning my room into a study. I doubt it, unless she’s doing a PhD on Coronation Street and Echo Falls rosé.
When applying for a job as an estate agent, the interviewer worried that my CV was a bit small. I said actually it’s really cosy and I was immediately hired
Do you reckon the band Chic ever found any takers for that free cow they were always trying to get rid of
The other kids all called me “token” growing up. At least that’s what they put at the top of my Christmas cards. Sure, there was a space between the “to” and the “ken” but the point remains the same
My auntie Barbara won’t buy free-range chickens because she says you don’t know where they’ve been
Cat flaps are for pussies.
I suppose you had to be there.
My new boyfriend told me he’s got my face as his wallpaper, which I thought was cute until I saw his lounge.
Actors who can cure my lisp? I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth.
I suppose lesbian sex is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on for ever and there are a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet.
My mum said she’s turning my room into a study. I doubt it, unless she’s doing a PhD on Coronation Street and Echo Falls rosé.
When applying for a job as an estate agent, the interviewer worried that my CV was a bit small. I said actually it’s really cosy and I was immediately hired
Do you reckon the band Chic ever found any takers for that free cow they were always trying to get rid of
The other kids all called me “token” growing up. At least that’s what they put at the top of my Christmas cards. Sure, there was a space between the “to” and the “ken” but the point remains the same
My auntie Barbara won’t buy free-range chickens because she says you don’t know where they’ve been
Cat flaps are for pussies.
I suppose you had to be there.