The Apprentice 2019

[Lou Grant]

I hate them all. A few obvious amateur porn stars.

But you'll be watching every week.

[Basualdo]

Of course.

[kancutlawns]

That lairy carpet selling barrow boy cunt Thomas is already getting on my fucking tits and I’m only halfway through the opening programme. A cross between Bozza and Lord Sugar. I’d rather gouge out my eyes with hot tongues than listen to him beyond the next couple of shows.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I’d rather gouge out my eyes with hot tongues

Hmm

[Vespa]

Kaite Hopkins is the most famous graduate of this show. Tells you everything you need to know.

[Steve Hunt]

I know the father of the loud cockney.

He's a rep for one of the timber companies that supply my business.

[beingsoblase]

Have they learned to use mobile phones yet? Or do they still hold them flat one foot in front of their faces?

[Jonathan]

Kaite Hopkins is the most famous graduate of this show. Tells you everything you need to know.

No, I think that tells you that you don’t understand the winning prize. It’s about an investment in a business and all the recent winners have very successful.

Of course they will have knobs on it as it needs to be entertaining and some have managed reality TV success out of it. Ultimately though, he’s not going to invest in an idiot.

[Steve Hunt]

Kaite Hopkins is the most famous graduate of this show. Tells you everything you need to know.

No, I think that tells you that you don’t understand the winning prize. It’s about an investment in a business and all the recent winners have very successful.

Of course they will have knobs on it as it needs to be entertaining and some have managed reality TV success out of it. Ultimately though, he’s not going to invest in an idiot.

Agreed

This bloke in particular has really been successful in partnership with Sugar:

[Jonathan]

Well I’m holding my hands up to say I watched it last night

[Steve Hunt]

Well I’m holding my hands up to say I watched it last night

Me too.

It was good.

I hope Lottie stays in it for a long time. Not only is she pleasing on the eye, but she's stirring it up something rotten - especially with the other women. I'm wondering if the BBC have told her to play out a certain role. I suspect they have

[Jonathan]

Well I’m holding my hands up to say I watched it last night

Me too.

It was good.

I hope Lottie stays in it for a long time. Not only is she pleasing on the eye, but she's stirring it up something rotten - especially with the other women. I'm wondering if the BBC have told her to play out a certain role.

Yeah it was good. Some decent characters in this series and a few of the ladies are very easy on the eye.

I’m sure the producers give the contestants a prod.

[Basualdo]

Johnny Tightlips from the Simpsons.




Lottie from the Apprentice.

[henrycrs]

For a bloke who works with ice cream, he had a shocker last night. I’d have probably sacked all 3 tho in the end

Who the fuck thinks putting flowers and sprigs of rosemary into ice lollies was a good idea, I was almost hoping someone would choke and Claude would have to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on an OAP

[Basualdo]

For a bloke who works with ice cream, he had a shocker last night. I’d have probably sacked all 3 tho in the end

Who the fuck thinks putting flowers and sprigs of rosemary into ice lollies was a good idea, I was almost hoping someone would choke and Claude would have to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on an OAP

Sugar does like to cleanse a few of the ethnics at the beginning of every series.

Poor Kenny was the best of the three. Which isn't saying much. Gay John Git-ti with his shoulders overcoat and that other utter plank wouldn't be allowed out of a hostel without supervision in real life.