Jonathan wrote:Well I’m holding my hands up to say I watched it last night
Me too.
It was good.
I hope Lottie stays in it for a long time. Not only is she pleasing on the eye, but she's stirring it up something rotten - especially with the other women. I'm wondering if the BBC have told her to play out a certain role. I suspect they have
Yes, very easy on the eye.
Seems incredibly mature (or scheming?) for a 19 year old.
Definitely seems like a plant who's been asked to stir things up.
As for that man-child with the scarf and the annoying voice, he can fuck right off. What kind of fucking name is 'Ryan-Mark' anyway?
Basualdo wrote:Poor Kenny was the best of the three. Which isn't saying much. Gay John Git-ti with his shoulders overcoat and that other utter plank wouldn't be allowed out of a hostel without supervision in real life.
henrycrs wrote:For a bloke who works with ice cream, he had a shocker last night. I’d have probably sacked all 3 tho in the end
Who the fuck thinks putting flowers and sprigs of rosemary into ice lollies was a good idea, I was almost hoping someone would choke and Claude would have to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on an OAP
Sugar does like to cleanse a few of the ethnics at the beginning of every series.
Poor Kenny was the best of the three. Which isn't saying much. Gay John Git-ti with his shoulders overcoat and that other utter plank wouldn't be allowed out of a hostel without supervision in real life.
Anyway, now watching the first episode, Scarlett looks like a woman I work with a bit and piles on the slap as well:
A couple of years back, told another girl she looked like an Apprentice candidate and she was not impressed. Just remembered it was Alana who ain't that bad for a bottle blonde:
Just gonna watch the action, fuck the cafe and boardroom scenes bar the result reveal and watch the squabbling repeated at the start of the next episode, much quicker. And no comments. Probably.
I'm not bothered by spoilers as read the DM article, Bas. Funny voice but then you've got mad eyes Lubna as well, gone. Anyway, some comment on Ep 1. As per a bunch of cunts though Jemelin seems best of a bad bunch.
Sadly, fired Lubna also had a Gail Tilsley-esque lack of chin.
The slap happy 'deffo had work done' porn-o-like, you almost recognise, Scarlett, should have gone this week. Even though her zaftig figure does things to me parts 'down there'.
As for the remaining women.
Lottie appeals because we all love a dominatrix, especially one shaped like her.
From the neck down, anyway. She pretends to dress down but strangely her tops are just that little bit too tight.
We can see what she wants to bounce forth.
Now that you know, that's all you will notice.
The boring Yank is barely milfy, 6/10.
Jemelin is hot but dirty.
And not 'dirty' in a good dirty 'dirty' way, but in a catch her in a bad light and she could do with some sudocrem and zofirax way.
God, I would though. I'd give her the most disappointing twenty seconds of her life.
The Irish girl? Cute but bland.
In less than twenty years she'll be collecting Royal Doulton, mass cards and Daniel O'Donnell CDs while supping on milky tea with chocolate hobnobs.
Carina avoids consonants as if they were genital warts. Her speech is just a string of back of the mouth clacking glottal stops.
The face of half finished Pinnochio, and the body of him too.
Basualdo wrote:Sadly, fired Lubna also had a Gail Tilsley-esque lack of chin.
The slap happy 'deffo had work done' porn-o-like, you almost recognise, Scarlett, should have gone this week. Even though her zaftig figure does things to me parts 'down there'.
As for the remaining women.
Lottie appeals because we all love a dominatrix, especially one shaped like her.
From the neck down, anyway. She pretends to dress down but strangely her tops are just that little bit too tight.
We can see what she wants to bounce forth.
Now that you know, that's all you will notice.
The boring Yank is barely milfy, 6/10.
Jemelin is hot but dirty.
And not 'dirty' in a good dirty 'dirty' way, but in a catch her in a bad light and she could do with some sudocrem and zofirax way.
God, I would though. I'd give her the most disappointing twenty seconds of her life.
The Irish girl? Cute but bland.
In less than twenty years she'll be collecting Royal Doulton, mass cards and Daniel O'Donnell CDs while supping on milky tea with chocolate hobnobs.
Carina avoids consonants as if they were genital warts. Her speech is just a string of back of the mouth clacking glottal stops.
The face of half finished Pinnochio, and the body of him too.
Scarlett and Jemelin, would fack em sideways as the Cokerney wanker might say. Not seeing any Lottie love but will look out.
Ryan-Mchael McIntryre Jon-un who said he's been in his womens knickers, POSH WOMENS KNICKERS job for years in the first boardroom scene despite being 19 is a wannabe dandy. Bet he's subscribed to the great 'Gentleman's Gazzette' on youtube, see youtube thread and here: https://www.youtube.com/user/thegentlem ... tte/videos
But no, nay, never will he beat the legend Raef from Series 4, 2008, when it was still half decent:
Interesting though again on timings for how telly works. Ep 2 again. Called to leave the house at 4.20am to get to Ally Pally. Must have been a couple of hours for filming Sralan scenes and then err brainstorming lollies as they left Ally Pally at 11am.
Carlos J wrote:A couple of years back, told another girl she looked like an Apprentice candidate and she was not impressed. Just remembered it was Alana who ain't that bad for a bottle blonde:
Big fan of the lovely Alana, who is doing well after being on the show.
