Caroline flack
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Caroline flack
Caroline has resigned from love island after being charged with assault for the second time. She has had a turbulent love life
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Re: Caroline flack
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Re: Caroline flack
theleader82 wrote:Caroline has resigned from love island after being charged with assault for the second time. She has had a turbulent love life
MORE ON THIS BREAKING NEWS STORY AS WE GET IT!!!
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Re: Caroline flack
Lead-o do you work as a morning show DJ on capital FM?
Because that shit show is the only place I can imagine anyone fuckwitted enough to be bothered about this vacuous shit would have any interest in listening to.
Because that shit show is the only place I can imagine anyone fuckwitted enough to be bothered about this vacuous shit would have any interest in listening to.
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Norwich's finest media export. This girl is a tragic mess of a woman. You know what I am going to say don't you. Should I say it anyway? Okay, here goes: Daddy issues. More issues than Readers Digest this one. She is a victim. And victims attract victimizers or they themselves become victimizers. Self-loathing. Insecurity. You name it.
Because I am not the grade-A bastard I make out be I feel sorry for her. Why? Because I am sexually attracted to fucked-up girls. Luckly I know it (it only took me 40 years to figure that one out). In my mind I can 'fix' Caroline in the slim hope that by doing so I can in some way 'fix' myself. Never works out that way.
I fear for her because she has zero talent, charisma, charm, wit, or intelligence. There's nothing for her to fall-back on when her looks go; when she's replaced by the next talentless piece of skirt. Laura Whitmore is another one. Skimming a living, grifters.
I hope she gets her shit together. I do fear for her though. I can see an overdose of painkillers or something. The highly pressurized world of British tabloid media has chewed-up and spat out far better girls than Caroline. God Bless her. Get well soon Caroline my dear. Call me if you need some therapy, I've got the ball-gag and rope all lined-up to smooth out all your kinks.
Because I am not the grade-A bastard I make out be I feel sorry for her. Why? Because I am sexually attracted to fucked-up girls. Luckly I know it (it only took me 40 years to figure that one out). In my mind I can 'fix' Caroline in the slim hope that by doing so I can in some way 'fix' myself. Never works out that way.
I fear for her because she has zero talent, charisma, charm, wit, or intelligence. There's nothing for her to fall-back on when her looks go; when she's replaced by the next talentless piece of skirt. Laura Whitmore is another one. Skimming a living, grifters.
I hope she gets her shit together. I do fear for her though. I can see an overdose of painkillers or something. The highly pressurized world of British tabloid media has chewed-up and spat out far better girls than Caroline. God Bless her. Get well soon Caroline my dear. Call me if you need some therapy, I've got the ball-gag and rope all lined-up to smooth out all your kinks.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Re: Caroline flack
The End wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you?
Right now, just two votes shy of POTY.
YOU could make the difference this year.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:The End wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you?
Right now, just two votes shy of POTY.
YOU could make the difference this year.
Already voted. And not for that prick.
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LOL. You guize. *huff*. *Walks off in a mood*. You do fucking crack me up though.
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Gutted.theleader82 wrote:Caroline has resigned from love island after being charged with assault for the second time. She has had a turbulent love life
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Shedboy wrote:Gutted.theleader82 wrote:Caroline has resigned from love island after being charged with assault for the second time. She has had a turbulent love life
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Re: Caroline flack
Tell me you wouldn't. The tramp-stamp on her back is an open invitation for men soak her cervix in sperm. I don't mean to be crass, but it's true. I know you hate my honesty and it can be a bit of a shock to the system. But you won't get any of this sh*t anywhere else.
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"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
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Re: Caroline flack
Clearly a mentalist.
I'm guessing a mind blowing fuck though.
I'm guessing a mind blowing fuck though.
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carcinogen wrote:The tramp-stamp on her back is an open invitation for men soak her cervix in sperm
"And the winner of the TalkForum Bad Sex Award 2019 is…"
*DRUM ROLL*
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