Piers Morgan

[Hillman avenger]

I switch off immediately if interviewers keep interrupting and talking over interviewees, whoever they are. I can't believe anyone wants to see that shit.

I know what you mean but if they never interrupted most politicians would fill the time with a script.

[carcinogen]

I switch off immediately if interviewers keep interrupting and talking over interviewees, whoever they are. I can't believe anyone wants to see that shit.

I know what you mean but if they never interrupted most politicians would fill the time with a script.

Barry Gardiner is the worst. Have you ever heard him? Fucking hell. He. Speaks. Ever. So. Slowly. And. Pre.cise.ly. He takes 10 minutes to finish his first sentence. Christ!

[finchman]

I know what you mean but if they never interrupted most politicians would fill the time with a script.

Barry Gardiner is the worst. Have you ever heard him? Fucking hell. He. Speaks. Ever. So. Slowly. And. Pre.cise.ly. He takes 10 minutes to finish his first sentence. Christ!

Yeah,but doesn't Barry look cool with his brill creamed hair and designer stubble?

[carcinogen]

I know what you mean but if they never interrupted most politicians would fill the time with a script.

Barry Gardiner is the worst. Have you ever heard him? Fucking hell. He. Speaks. Ever. So. Slowly. And. Pre.cise.ly. He takes 10 minutes to finish his first sentence. Christ!

Yeah,but doesn't Barry look cool with his brill creamed hair and designer stubble?

[Petingo]

Alan Sugar doesn’t fancy the bugger.

[carcinogen]

Lord Sugar hasn't done anything since 1985. All he does is buy and sell property. The fucking spiv. Him and Piers are two-sides of the same crooked-coin: cunts.

[mark]

Lord Sugar hasn't done anything since 1985. All he does is buy and sell property. The fucking spiv. Him and Piers are two-sides of the same crooked-coin: cunts.

Which makes him the ideal cove to call out Morgan.

Like a celebrity tramp fight.

[carcinogen]

Lord Sugar hasn't done anything since 1985. All he does is buy and sell property. The fucking spiv. Him and Piers are two-sides of the same crooked-coin: cunts.

Which makes him the ideal cove to call out Morgan.

Like a celebrity tramp fight.

It's a race to the bottom isn't it.

I LOVE IT.

[subsub]

Ol' Piers has a few issues:

[black_guardian]

Ah...I long for the days when Morgan was despised everywhere, the stoat faced tosser.

I recall him falling for a Chris Morris sting about U2 playing gangsta rap with NWA at Alton Towers back in '92.

Aside from the phone hacking and arranging fake photos of British Army solider urinating on Iraqi prisoners, he's not done much..

[Zambo]

Why so many people like him, particularly on morning tv will never be solved.

[subsub]

Why so many people like him, particularly on morning tv will never be solved.

I used to like breakfast telly on ITV. It was more welcoming and 'softer' than the BBC equivalent, which is fine but a bit dry at the best of times.
But now GMB is just a total snidefest, where Morgan is allowed to rant about whatever he likes, while his co-presenters shuffle awkwardly in their seats and go along with him. They have these ludicrous shouting matches where they invite two people with opposite opinions on, then after a load of arguing one of the presenters will tell viewers to "join the debate!" and "get involved on Twitter!".

Then they cut to Andi Peters who's been flown halfway round the world to plug some money-spinning phone-in competition before they cut back to Morgan who has a pop at "luvvies" who take pointless flights.

The best thing by far about the show is the delightful Ranvir Singh:

[Gosport Mark]

My word

Anyway half listened to some rant today centring on vegan foods be advertised as meat...or summit like that?

He seemed very pleased with his continued referencing of things not being as they appeared. Tuna, not tuna. It’s the news, not the news. It wasn’t even clever. It’s the kind of thing that if my kids did it on a long journey, I’d pull over a threaten to turn around and go home. Stop being a cunt Piers. Please.

[subsub]

My word

Anyway half listened to some rant today centring on vegan foods be advertised as meat...or summit like that?

He seemed very pleased with his continued referencing of things not being as they appeared. Tuna, not tuna. It’s the news, not the news. It wasn’t even clever. It’s the kind of thing that if my kids did it on a long journey, I’d pull over a threaten to turn around and go home. Stop being a cunt Piers. Please.

He won't stop. He'll continue to blather on about anything, as long as he is the one who gets talked about.
Such a desperate, insecure person.

[subsub]

My word

Yep, she is lovely