Spitting in porn

[colinthewarriormonkey]

When the fuck did this become a thing?

All of a sudden people are flobbing all over each other.

It's disgusting and is completely putting me off my wank.

[kancutlawns]

Any links?

[Zambo]

It's been around a long time Col. I find it disgusting as well, there are much better ways of lubricating, and you don't need t spit to use your saliva. Drooling works fine

[Basualdo]

It's been around a long time Col. I find it disgusting as well, there are much better ways of lubricating, and you don't need t spit to use your saliva. Drooling works fine

Ruins your screen though.

[Zambo]

It's been around a long time Col. I find it disgusting as well, there are much better ways of lubricating, and you don't need t spit to use your saliva. Drooling works fine

Ruins your screen though.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Other porn hates:

tongue,nose,cheek,clit labia piercings
excessive tattoos
Neck-grabbing of women.
gargling during oral sex to simulate choking.
Arse-slapping of women.

[Basualdo]

Other porn hates:

tongue,nose,cheek,clit labia piercings
excessive tattoos
Neck-grabbing of women.
gargling during oral sex to simulate choking.
Arse-slapping of women.

100% agree with all of those. Especially the tatts.

[kancutlawns]

Cougars fighting too?

[Vespa]

Stop watching hetro porn. It's weird.

[lambrini]

Read Crash by J.G. Ballard and all will be revealed.

[Vespa]

I feel sorry for kids brought up on Internet porn. Imagine using that as a reference for your first few sexual encounters? 'hey babe, just lay down whilst I coke you and spit in your face, it'll be romantic.

[carcinogen]

You'ze guize obviously don't flick-through Cosmo. Every friggin' month there is an article about men spitting on a woman's cunt before sex and how 'offensive' it is. Whatever.

[henrycrs]

Imagine struggling to get a woman moist enough

[The End]

I remember teaching a Year 10 class in Huddersfield about 15 years ago, and observing a lad flanked by two lasses at the back of the class holding one of those drawstring bags which he'd pulled tight so that the opening of it somewhat resembled a vagina. He then proceeded to spit into it and insert two fingers, to the curious mix of horror and excitement from his audience.

I pretended not to notice. Not worth the hassle of explaining/bollocking him for mimicking explicit pornography without me clearly revealing I knew what he was doing.

[lambrini]

You'ze guize obviously don't flick-through Cosmo. Every friggin' month there is an article about men spitting on a woman's cunt before sex and how 'offensive' it is. Whatever.

Cosmo 2019: Why Pegging your Man is a Good Thing!

Ugh...