Soccer Aid for UNICEF 2021

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Soccer Aid for UNICEF 2021

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Mo fucking with his bandy legs, Rooney as a scruffy old fuck, women playing amid great players like Scholes and Redknapp with the crowd being fucking fannies by doing the Mexican Wave.

Serious wank.

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kancutlawns wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:27 pm Mo fucking with his bandy legs, Rooney as a scruffy old fuck, women playing amid great players like Scholes and Redknapp with the crowd being fucking fannies by doing the Mexican Wave.

Serious wank.
:lol: :lol:

Any sign of Bishop, Theakston or McGuinness?
They normally make an appearance, along with that cunt Murs.
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World XI went two up with the cunt in England’s goal sticking his leg out to stop a drive and cameras zoomed on Judy Murray indulging in a frenzied, spasticated, celebratory dance. Fuck off.

Where’s that cunt Robbie Williams?

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subsub wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:33 pm
kancutlawns wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:27 pm Mo fucking with his bandy legs, Rooney as a scruffy old fuck, women playing amid great players like Scholes and Redknapp with the crowd being fucking fannies by doing the Mexican Wave.

Serious wank.
:lol: :lol:

Any sign of Bishop, Theakston or McGuinness?
They normally make an appearance, along with that cunt Murs.
Taken from the official website:

Fan favourites Olly Murs, Usain Bolt, Chunkz and Jamie Redknapp are all back to play, joined by a host of new faces including Tom Grennan, James Arthur and Fara Wiliams. England legend Wayne Rooney will be stepping away from his 2020 management role and pulling on his boots to play for the Three Lions. In a new signing for 2021, Alex Scott will be our Pitch-side Reporter, alongside Soccer Aid’s long-term supporter, Dermot O’Leary as Presenter and Maya Jama will once again be adding her thoughts as a pundit

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Yer fucking prick Wayne. Skied it when bearing down on a winner of Strictly and having a laugh about it. For shame. Sir Alex with have given you a shoeing for that.

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This game really is a monstrosity. Robbie Keane being outshone by an utter turd of a performance from Lee Mack. Lee really looks like an anus.

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Ultimate cringe. Usain Bolt leading the winners’ celebration with Nessan Dorma playing and streamers from Poundland being squirted into the air. Why was Lee Mack playing against England?

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kancutlawns wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:47 pm This game really is a monstrosity. Robbie Keane being outshone by an utter turd of a performance from Lee Mack. Lee really looks like an anus.
Missed two sitters and scored a tap-in from six yards, with the commentator praising how he took the goal :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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subsub wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:27 pm
kancutlawns wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:47 pm This game really is a monstrosity. Robbie Keane being outshone by an utter turd of a performance from Lee Mack. Lee really looks like an anus.
Missed two sitters and scored a tap-in from six yards, with the commentator praising how he took the goal :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Ha! Yes, Mack looked like a predatory goal poacher with the one at the end having had a completely shite match and celebrated giving it the big ‘un. I’d be ashamed playing like him, being an unshaven, scruffy cunt and with a huge gut.

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If I’m honest, I wouldn’t be against a terrorist attack.

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henrycrs wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:31 pm If I’m honest, I wouldn’t be against a terrorist attack.
:) Fully justified, I saw (for a minute) that Rooney is reverting back to full pikey now he can eat as many chicken nuggets as he likes. Cara playing for Swen after he basically never played him, I would've held a grudge. :lol:

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Who is that Chunkz buffoon?
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I didn't watch one second of that shit.
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!

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Wes Morgan aged 53 and with a knackered back was miles ahead of the likes of Joe Cole.

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Seedorf played. Strange that he gets involved as he's never played for an English club.

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