Soccer Aid for UNICEF 2021

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Soccer Fucking Aid ... just write out a cheque and spare us.

A bunch of tenth-rate showbiz nobodies with delusions of grandeur, and WE'RE supposed to applaud THEM, even though it's US that are giving OUR money to allow them to tick "I could have been a contender" on their fuckhead wish-list. "I had a trial!"

It occurs to me that it's a bit like the panto-season, only in the summer, or the House of Lords ... people you vaguely remember through the mists of time but you weren't all that bothered in the first place.
Fucking hell, is he still alive? Fucking hell, not seen him for years!
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kancutlawns wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:28 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Is that a real quote? :lol:

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JimmyDee wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:10 pm Soccer Fucking Aid ... just write out a cheque and spare us.

A bunch of tenth-rate showbiz nobodies with delusions of grandeur, and WE'RE supposed to applaud THEM, even though it's US that are giving OUR money to allow them to tick "I could have been a contender" on their fuckhead wish-list. "I had a trial!"

It occurs to me that it's a bit like the panto-season, only in the summer, or the House of Lords ... people you vaguely remember through the mists of time but you weren't all that bothered in the first place.
Fucking hell, is he still alive? Fucking hell, not seen him for years!
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I'm proud of the fact that they mentioned somebody called H (Aitch, apparently) and I thought it was the bloke from Steps :)

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JimmyDee wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:10 pm
...Fucking hell, is he still alive? Fucking hell, not seen him for years!...
It like you watching 'An Audience with Billy Connolly' which I still do every so often. Because Billy is that good.

But the main purpose is to sit there and when it pans to the paid audience of late 80s celebs hamming up the good time their having, to go, "Dead, dead, still alive, not sure- will have to look her up on Wikipedia, dead, alive, dead, Wincey fucking Willis!!..."
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Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:17 pm Is that a real quote? :lol:
Err no
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:42 pm
Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:17 pm Is that a real quote? :lol:
Err no
Shite. Stupid spud wallowing old bitch, letting me down by not saying cool things attributed to him. :smt012
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Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:44 pm
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:42 pm
Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:17 pm Is that a real quote? :lol:
Err no
Shite. Stupid spud wallowing old bitch, letting me down by not saying cool things attributed to him. :smt012
Very harsh on Ghost there. He dinae support the Spuds.

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Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:25 pm ... when it pans to the paid audience of late 80s celebs ...
God, how I hate that! Forever showing us that there IS an actual audience. YES! We fucking know, after the first time!
If you were IN the audience would you gawp round behind you all the time? No. You'd be looking at the stage.

Bzzzz ... ignore that; it's the bee in my bonnet :-)
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JimmyDee wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:54 pm
Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:25 pm ... when it pans to the paid audience of late 80s celebs ...
God, how I hate that! Forever showing us that there IS an actual audience. YES! We fucking know, after the first time!
If you were IN the audience would you gawp round behind you all the time? No. You'd be looking at the stage.

Bzzzz ... ignore that; it's the bee in my bonnet :-)
But how would you know that Brian Glover was there or Tony Britton or Sally James or Nick Owen?
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If it was so dire why didn't y'all turn over and watch summat else? Or did you watch every minute just so you could have a good moan?
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Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 1:45 pm
JimmyDee wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:54 pm
Basualdo wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:25 pm ... when it pans to the paid audience of late 80s celebs ...
God, how I hate that! Forever showing us that there IS an actual audience. YES! We fucking know, after the first time!
If you were IN the audience would you gawp round behind you all the time? No. You'd be looking at the stage.

Bzzzz ... ignore that; it's the bee in my bonnet :-)
But how would you know that Brian Glover was there or Tony Britton or Sally James or Nick Owen?
Is Anne Diamond still being fucked by Nick Owen? That’s one for the kids innit.

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Matterfaeces is on The Chase for Soccer Chase along with death warmed up James Nesbitt and Kammy. Humbelievable Jeff.

Ha ha, Bob’s just quipped “Matterface vs Fataface” with Bradley Walsh being the latter. Fucking knob.

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BW: What fashion item do Americans call ‘suspenders’?
SM: Tights
I misheard the question.
BW: The answer is braces.

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Suspenders would deffo be a twigtrig word, zooming the fragile bastard back to Nats in full gear
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