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Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:Reg loves a bit of the Buik...

8)


Still regret not saying anything to the odious puffed-up little toad when I was on the same tube platform.

Mind you, he looked a bit anxious when I sat opposite him on the train and gave him a nasty look. :)



The only surprise here is that you didn't give him a shoulder charge onto the track.


A Chelsea fan did that to me when I was a kid, and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Weirdly it was at the same tube station (Fulham Broadway) that I spotted the toad.



That's terrible. Was the Chelsea fan an adult ?


I was 15 and he looked about 30.




Jesus Christ ! Was the fucker ever caught?


No one batted an eyelid.

it was after the most violent match I’ve ever been to, and there was fighting all over the ground throughout the whole game and some Palace fans even started a bonfire on the terrace at one point. :)

What happened was he saw me standing by the edge of the platform wearing my Palace scarf, waited till a train was coming, then ran up behind me and pushed me as hard as he could. I fell forward and just managed to avoid the train as I stumbled - it missed my head by inches.

I was with my mate and his dad, who just said something along the lines of, “That bloke’s a bit of a psychopath.”

Then no one mentioned it again.

No one on the platform did anything, and the bloke just ran into the crowd.

Great times. :)

What was the score?
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Boris the Spider wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:Reg loves a bit of the Buik...

8)


Still regret not saying anything to the odious puffed-up little toad when I was on the same tube platform.

Mind you, he looked a bit anxious when I sat opposite him on the train and gave him a nasty look. :)



The only surprise here is that you didn't give him a shoulder charge onto the track.


A Chelsea fan did that to me when I was a kid, and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Weirdly it was at the same tube station (Fulham Broadway) that I spotted the toad.



That's terrible. Was the Chelsea fan an adult ?


I was 15 and he looked about 30.




Jesus Christ ! Was the fucker ever caught?


No one batted an eyelid.

it was after the most violent match I’ve ever been to, and there was fighting all over the ground throughout the whole game and some Palace fans even started a bonfire on the terrace at one point. :)

What happened was he saw me standing by the edge of the platform wearing my Palace scarf, waited till a train was coming, then ran up behind me and pushed me as hard as he could. I fell forward and just managed to avoid the train as I stumbled - it missed my head by inches.

I was with my mate and his dad, who just said something along the lines of, “That bloke’s a bit of a psychopath.”

Then no one mentioned it again.

No one on the platform did anything, and the bloke just ran into the crowd.

Great times. :)

What was the score?


2-3 8)
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Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:Reg loves a bit of the Buik...

8)


Still regret not saying anything to the odious puffed-up little toad when I was on the same tube platform.

Mind you, he looked a bit anxious when I sat opposite him on the train and gave him a nasty look. :)



The only surprise here is that you didn't give him a shoulder charge onto the track.


A Chelsea fan did that to me when I was a kid, and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Weirdly it was at the same tube station (Fulham Broadway) that I spotted the toad.



That's terrible. Was the Chelsea fan an adult ?


I was 15 and he looked about 30.




Jesus Christ ! Was the fucker ever caught?


No one batted an eyelid.

it was after the most violent match I’ve ever been to, and there was fighting all over the ground throughout the whole game and some Palace fans even started a bonfire on the terrace at one point. :)

What happened was he saw me standing by the edge of the platform wearing my Palace scarf, waited till a train was coming, then ran up behind me and pushed me as hard as he could. I fell forward and just managed to avoid the train as I stumbled - it missed my head by inches.

I was with my mate and his dad, who just said something along the lines of, “That bloke’s a bit of a psychopath.”

Then no one mentioned it again.

No one on the platform did anything, and the bloke just ran into the crowd.

Great times. :)



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Bad story Reg. Always stand at the back of the platform on the tube until the train is in. All those edging the yellow line as the train comes into the station to get in quicker, see those videos of people pushing others on the track. Takes one fucked up person and you are squashed or very lucky like Reg.

And why don't they move down the platform where usually more space? Always strikes me as queer when in that London and always the same.
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Zippy wrote:The Gentleman Banker.

Get him knighted!


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Buik and the lads.
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Zippy wrote:

Buik and the lads.



8) :)
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Zippy wrote:

Buik and the lads.


What I wouldn't give for this to be Buik's swede later



Also, I see Colin from The Fast Show is with them as well :lol:

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MGA99 wrote:
We were having a foight down der road, and we had a bit left over.
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Good old David...

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Sinbad wrote:Good old David...

:)



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The uber cunt that Henk Potts can only dream of aspiring to.
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Sinbad wrote:Good old David...

:)

GO.... nah, I like him but he isn't that good.
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Good Old David not loving the hangers on, Kev.

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Zippy wrote:Good Old David not loving the hangers on, Kev.



I don’t want to be pedantic or anything but....

they are related to a Royal.

If it had been the Beckhams, or any other c-list celebs for that matter however, he makes a great point :D
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