DK and Simon Jordan

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Martin Samuel on tonight. Not a huge admirer.

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JW90 wrote:Martin Samuel on tonight. Not a huge admirer.


Yeah he is a right cunt

Not quite at the cunt level of both of the custis twats

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I've no doubt we'll have both Custis's on at some point, getting pissed off with everything.

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Neil Custis is my favourite comedy character

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The alternative on 5live is Kelly Cates and Ian Wright.

This is miles better
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Martin Samuel = Fat Steven Toast

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Too many voices

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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:The alternative on 5live is Kelly Cates and Ian Wright.

This is miles better


You're half right.

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JW90 wrote:Martin Samuel on tonight. Not a huge admirer.


I haven't watched it for a couple of years, but I swear he used to eat those plastic croissants they had on that Sunday Supplement show. Either that or they removed a couple during the breaks.

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Top pair on ts by a mile ......custis being a nufc loving cunt as ever, samuel making a token appearance for his journo mate Clayton?
Bring on "The Clutcher :)

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It's high time TS stopped being dazzled by snake oil specialist Simon Jordan. DK is being humiliated by having most of his own ideas rebranded elsewhere on the station while serving as a glorified butler to this vocabulary-vomiting chunterer who keeps paying lip service to meritocracy whilst barking obediance to the posh-sounding 'betters' of his youth. If he's that screwed up, send him to a psychiatrist, don't indulge him with a fake title. Apart from the embarrassing little great dictator speech he makes at the end of each show, what does he do to earn his name in the title of the programme?

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Lipton and Calvin tonight. Calvin must have another book out.

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Lipton. No thanks. Sun journalist so gets on TS by default. Most of the journalists they have on contribute nothing at all, anyone could go on and just make up stuff and you wouldn’t notice the difference.
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Lispton and Chocolate *vomit*
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Jordan: 'What's surprising to me is that the rest of the league is expanding and contracting'. As per, he's making no sense whatsoever, but saying it quickly enough and confidently enough that, he hopes, people will be impressed. This is real emperor's new clothes stuff.

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