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Reg wrote:
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JW90 wrote:What happened there? Caller just cut off and apologies.

Fucking hell, the lines are appalling tonight.

Think he said a naughty word. :shock:


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Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
JW90 wrote:What happened there? Caller just cut off and apologies.

Fucking hell, the lines are appalling tonight.

Think he said a naughty word. :shock:


Ofcom?

And my MP. :arrow:


I meant it the other way...

:)
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Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
JW90 wrote:What happened there? Caller just cut off and apologies.

Fucking hell, the lines are appalling tonight.

Think he said a naughty word. :shock:


Ofcom?

And my MP. :arrow:


I meant it the other way...

:)

Ha. Got you. :) As a Jordan thread, might sneak this one in here. Did you see the twat from a Brighton journo about those Palace err Ultras wearing balaclavas when not wearing balacalavas? They do look pwopa nawty and comments are amusing:
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Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
JW90 wrote:What happened there? Caller just cut off and apologies.

Fucking hell, the lines are appalling tonight.

Think he said a naughty word. :shock:


Ofcom?

And my MP. :arrow:


I meant it the other way...

:)

Ha. Got you. :) As a Jordan thread, might sneak this one in here. Did you see the twat from a Brighton journo about those Palace err Ultras wearing balaclavas when not wearing balacalavas? They do look pwopa nawty and comments are amusing:


Ha. :)

In mitigation, there is history with the local police framing Palace fans.

There was a big case a couple of years ago, when they claimed Palace fans with “knuckledusters” and “coshes” caused a riot, and they forced hundreds of them onto trains back to... er... anywhere...

Kids were put in trains without their dads and so on, and left stranded in the night.

There was a legal case about it, and the police issued a statement admitting all the allegations were made up, and then started covering their backs to avoid getting sued etc.

There was an article about it in the Guardian, I think, by a journalist who was there.
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Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
JW90 wrote:What happened there? Caller just cut off and apologies.

Fucking hell, the lines are appalling tonight.

Think he said a naughty word. :shock:


Ofcom?

And my MP. :arrow:


I meant it the other way...

:)

Ha. Got you. :) As a Jordan thread, might sneak this one in here. Did you see the twat from a Brighton journo about those Palace err Ultras wearing balaclavas when not wearing balacalavas? They do look pwopa nawty and comments are amusing:


Ha. :)

In mitigation, there is history with the local police framing Palace fans.

There was a big case a couple of years ago, when they claimed Palace fans with “knuckledusters” and “coshes” caused a riot, and they forced hundreds of them onto trains back to... er... anywhere...

Kids were put in trains without their dads and so on, and left stranded in the night.

There was a legal case about it, and the police issued a statement admitting all the allegations were made up, and then started covering their backs to avoid getting sued etc.

There was an article about it in the Guardian, I think, by a journalist who was there.

There is mention in the comments of invisible knuckledusters to go along with the invisible balaclavas. :D
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Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
Reg wrote:
Carlos J wrote:
JW90 wrote:What happened there? Caller just cut off and apologies.

Fucking hell, the lines are appalling tonight.

Think he said a naughty word. :shock:


Ofcom?

And my MP. :arrow:


I meant it the other way...

:)

Ha. Got you. :) As a Jordan thread, might sneak this one in here. Did you see the twat from a Brighton journo about those Palace err Ultras wearing balaclavas when not wearing balacalavas? They do look pwopa nawty and comments are amusing:


Ha. :)

In mitigation, there is history with the local police framing Palace fans.

There was a big case a couple of years ago, when they claimed Palace fans with “knuckledusters” and “coshes” caused a riot, and they forced hundreds of them onto trains back to... er... anywhere...

Kids were put in trains without their dads and so on, and left stranded in the night.

There was a legal case about it, and the police issued a statement admitting all the allegations were made up, and then started covering their backs to avoid getting sued etc.

There was an article about it in the Guardian, I think, by a journalist who was there.

There is mention in the comments of invisible knuckledusters to go along with the invisible balaclavas. :D


Indeed.

Didn’t realise that the original tweet was from the “News Editor” of the Brighton Argos.

Her other hard-hitting tweet was blowing smoke up the arses of the police, for the great job they did.
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Out the traps early. Really grabbing hold of the bit all four of them. Pulling hard in the early stages.

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All good apart from Professor Calvin and Custis.
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Choco Calvo makes CuntsTits seem almost bearable - THAT'S how much of an epic ultracunt Michael is
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Carlos J wrote:All good apart from Professor Calvin and Custis.


Yep, get rid of those two and it'll be a decent show like Sundays, although it does feel like it could kick-off between Simon and either of them, which would make for exciting radio :D

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Mike Calvin wrote books, dontchaknow?

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Who swore there?

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Good old DK and Jordan doing a decent show.
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Carlos J wrote:Good old DK and Jordan doing a decent show.
I've just been listening and I thought it was terrible. These fucking thicko van-drivers are bad enough when they phone in to drone on about VAR, droning on about CV-19 is off the scale of fuckwittery.
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