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How has either Brazil, Parry, or Qunt, not been accused of sexual harassment at one of these fucking beanos? Lot's of pretty promo girls wandering around, a few too many beers and wandering hands .... the mind fucking boggles none of these men have ever been accused of gross misconduct involving pretty young fillies?

I suppose if I think about it, Qunt is too busy starving pit ponies, Brazil is too busy gorging himself on free grub, and Parry .... well, the bloke is a fucking shambles and I doubt he would know what to do with a pretty girl.
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They don't have libidos. Only LIBRE BOOZE DO'S
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Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.

AND WE'RE OFF.
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kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.

AND WE'RE OFF.


Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days. :(

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Reg wrote:
kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.

AND WE'RE OFF.


Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days. :(

Is Wibbz grooming you to be his successor?


My thick Scottish accent must be coming through in them.

The previous post was more a shite attempt at humour on my behalf about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.
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kevin04 wrote: about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.



Those type of people have a name. 'Cunts'.
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kevin04 wrote:
Reg wrote:
kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.

AND WE'RE OFF.


Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days. :(

Is Wibbz grooming you to be his successor?


My thick Scottish accent must be coming through in them.

The previous post was more a shite attempt at humour on my behalf about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.
I got what you meant perfectly, Kev.

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kevin04 wrote:
Reg wrote:
kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.

AND WE'RE OFF.


Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days. :(

Is Wibbz grooming you to be his successor?


My thick Scottish accent must be coming through in them.

The previous post was more a shite attempt at humour on my behalf about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.


:)

I read it again, and got the meaning. It was the dash in the middle that made it read as if you were starting a new sentence: “You won’t be opening” etc, didn’t realise you were talking about the Moet.
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No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait :( :(
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Northern Troglodite wrote:No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait :( :(

Alan says "Mamby Pamby" :oops:
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sjbarca wrote:
Northern Troglodite wrote:No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait :( :(

Alan says "Mamby Pamby" :oops:

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sjbarca wrote:
Northern Troglodite wrote:No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait :( :(

Alan says "Mamby Pamby" :oops:


Because he's a fucking uneducated oik with no command of the language........perfect for a broadcaster on spoutshite :( :(
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This year will be the 10th anniversary of the Brazil rant during Cheltenham cancellation.

In honour, I will be playing the full audio of his meltdown (avec Irani) as I drive away with Cleeve Hill in my rear view mirror...

"I'M NAE GOIN' BAAAACK TA LONDUN, RUPART!"
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Last year Alan was err ill from the Monday onwards and didnae even make it to the course on Gold Cup Friday :shock:
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sjbarca wrote:Last year Alan was err ill from the Monday onwards and didnae even make it to the course on Gold Cup Friday :shock:

When’s the long suffering Jill’s birthday, ball accounts it’s on Paddy’s Day.

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