Danny Kelly & Mike Parry Go Mad On Mescaline

[scully]

fucking fantastic haha

[kevin04]

Porky "Al, I give myself a rating every day of how well I have done or what I could have done better and mark it down in a diary,"

Al "Nae chance. You're not filling out diaries when you are half cut and don't even know what day or time it is. RUBBISH! RUBBISH!"

[JW90]

I take it this partnership is done now?

Kelly and Parry again.

[Darkyboy]

I take it this partnership is done now?

Kelly and Parry again.

You may well be right. Danny Kelly has been a last minute replacement so often, it would sound odd if Brazil actually did turn up.

[EddieCheddar]

I take it this partnership is done now?

Kelly and Parry again.

You may well be right. Danny Kelly has been a last minute replacement so often, it would sound odd if Brazil actually did turn up.

Parry’s smarming up to Kelly as it’s the only partnership he’s got left.

[shivah]

He's got limescale in his cock and balls apparently. Seized up through neglect.

It's been so long since Parry has had a woman his cock is haunted.

[Salem]

Fuckin' radio gold with these two this morning :

Boozy : "I bet you 200 quid you've never scored with a header being so short"

Porky : "Of course i've scored plenty of headers . I'll have you know i've scored hat-ricks playing centre forward for the King's grammar school , Chester"

Boozy laughing : " Being an Everton fan what was your nickname ? Pixie Dean"

Just like the good old days of breakfast

[Carlos J]

Boozil sounds quite chipper.

[kevin04]

Think when the dust settles, Porky will 'win' out of the Mikes split. He's still doing his Warm Up program with Kelly/Brazil, Vine to keep his profile up.

MG, trying to make a name for himself as a no-nonsense broadcaster on a station no one really listens to/knows exists. If he does self-publish that book about his career/life, it'll sell what at most 1000 copies? Mostly to read the chapter about Porky.

Brazil saying he called Deano, Nick Nack from Bond, but Saunders didn't like it.

Wonder if Brazil is under orders to not mention MK.

2 hours of utter nothing, but its fun listening, especially Brazil not taking Parry's rubbish. ''Nae chance you are filling in diaries giving yourself marks out of ten for the day when you are half-cut or don't know what day it is."

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Total shit. Mk or nothing.

[kevin04]

I like MK, Alexo ; and he's probably a better person than Porky too, but can't see him getting a higher profile than he had on his own.

Maybe he wants that though and finally some weekends off. Money for old rope doing that 10-1 slot, and weekends off.

[antdad]

Was Parry's split with MG acrimonious?

[Darkyboy]

Think when the dust settles, Porky will 'win' out of the Mikes split. He's still doing his Warm Up program with Kelly/Brazil, Vine to keep his profile up.

MG, trying to make a name for himself as a no-nonsense broadcaster on a station no one really listens to/knows exists. If he does self-publish that book about his career/life, it'll sell what at most 1000 copies? Mostly to read the chapter about Porky.

Brazil saying he called Deano, Nick Nack from Bond, but Saunders didn't like it.

Wonder if Brazil is under orders to not mention MK.

2 hours of utter nothing, but its fun listening, especially Brazil not taking Parry's rubbish. ''Nae chance you are filling in diaries giving yourself marks out of ten for the day when you are half-cut or don't know what day it is."

It was funny at the beginning with Brazil saying "You're not looking well and you've been arguing with everyone apparently". No direct mention of MK, but you can imagine the shit flying around talkSport towers about the bust-up. As you say, inconsequential but funny two hours of laughing at Alan, poking Porky with a stick.

[Carlos J]

Total shit. Mk or nothing.

Yep.

[kevin04]

DEANO!