Danny Kelly & Mike Parry Go Mad On Mescaline

[Lou Grant]

Total shit. Mk or nothing.

Yep.

I'd take 'nothing' all day long.

[Petingo]

Fuckin' radio gold with these two this morning :

Boozy : "I bet you 200 quid you've never scored with a header being so short"

Porky : "Of course i've scored plenty of headers . I'll have you know i've scored hat-ricks playing centre forward for the King's grammar school , Chester"

Boozy laughing : " Being an Everton fan what was your nickname ? Pixie Dean"

Just like the good old days of breakfast

Pixie Dean.....

[Carlos J]

Enjoying DK as always. Parry not so annoying, but then I have been up all night.

[EddieCheddar]

Parry doing ‘Porky’ regarding Prince.

‘Purple Haze’ ‘Blackberry Beret’ and on and on...

[Carlos J]

Parry doing ‘Porky’ regarding Prince.

‘Purple Haze’ ‘Blackberry Beret’ and on and on...

DK now mentioning 'Purple Haze' and 'When Doves Cry' after a twatter post. Think he got 'Raspberry Beret' right, Ed. And think DK just leaves Parry to hang with his 'comical gaffes' as is the best reply to them.

[EddieCheddar]

Parry doing ‘Porky’ regarding Prince.

‘Purple Haze’ ‘Blackberry Beret’ and on and on...

DK now mentioning 'Purple Haze' and 'When Doves Cry' after a twatter post. Think he got 'Raspberry Beret' right, Ed. And think DK just leaves Parry to hang with his 'comical gaffes' as is the best reply to them.

Haha, I’m clinging to Porky getting it wrong, in some way, dearest, CJ. ‘Strawberry beret’ or any other like sounding fruits

This partnership works as they both give each other enough rope and oxygen before the other one needs to speak. Meanwhile in Bondi, I should really be doing more on these Winter nights..

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Gooseberry Top Hat! HO HO HO

[Carlos J]

Parry doing ‘Porky’ regarding Prince.

‘Purple Haze’ ‘Blackberry Beret’ and on and on...

DK now mentioning 'Purple Haze' and 'When Doves Cry' after a twatter post. Think he got 'Raspberry Beret' right, Ed. And think DK just leaves Parry to hang with his 'comical gaffes' as is the best reply to them.

Haha, I’m clinging to Porky getting it wrong, in some way, dearest, CJ. ‘Strawberry beret’ or any other like sounding fruits

This partnership works as they both give each other enough rope and oxygen before the other one needs to speak. Meanwhile in Bondi, I should really be doing more on these Winter nights..

Agree, Ed. And greetings from a grey and wet Partridgeland summers afternoon.

According to BBC weather, It is 13°C and 'strong winds and rain' in Norwich in 25 minutes at 1pm. And lo, 13°C and 'light clouds and light winds' in Sydney at 10pm in 25 minutes. Enjoy.

[Carlos J]

Gooseberry Top Hat! HO HO HO

Blueberry Boater! HO HO HO.

[rorymac]

In all fairness Parry's Mountbatten, Fergal Sharkey story was a good un tbf

[Carlos J]

Indeed, Rory. He's usually OK with DK.

[able1]

As self absorbed, repugnant Parry has proved conclusively he can't carry a podcast, my money is on him teaming up with Parlour as probably the only person left with whom he has any level of dialogue.

After this weekend's jollies it may prove interesting.

The world's greatest narcissist has produced podcasts of a level that a first time 8 year old would refuse to broadcast on account of them being complete and utter, vacuous, stilted garbage;


10/06/2019
just sad
worst podcast in history? must be up there. Mike Parry has always been something of a coat-tail hanger, but my word how his desperate banality is exposed here. Take a tip, switch to The Thought Police podcast instead where Mike Graham is back alongside Matt Kelly. Superior in every regard.


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11/06/2019
Oh dear
Taxi for Parry..... Shockingly bad boring and very dull, Parry’s act has run it’s course.



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Sorry Mike. I’ve been a fan for years but I’m afraid it’s time for this to end. These podcasts are so dull they’re not even funny in a bizarre way anymore. You do not listen to the majority of real fans and just like the sound of your own voice. We want the old porky back.
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Karma is a wonderful thing.

[Erskine Might]

As the saying goes, if you push against an open door, you just fall flat on your face. Parry needs someone to push against.

But not Ray Parlour, because Parlour has the attention span of a gnat, he has no ability to respond to someone like Parry other than out of sheer bewilderment and his addiction to double or treble negatives renders anything he says incomprehensible.

Danny Kelly is a better foil for Parry's comic turn, but the problem with Kelly is he's too vain to pretend he takes it seriously, so we merely get an exercise in meta-comedy. And also, Parry's apparent ignorance about world famous music acts only gets amplified by Kelly's need for 'I used to edit the NME' reminiscences.

Parry needs someone whom you really think is very, very close to snapping and hitting him in the face. So maybe any listener, or else Mark Saggers.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

No that Jo Brand is unemployed, perhaps she could become a full-time Ol' MK impersonator and get the old gang back together

[James90125]

Brazil said MG and Porky "are nae talking at the moment" this morning. First time I've heard it mentioned on the radio.