Danny Kelly & Mike Parry Go Mad On Mescaline

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Erskine Might wrote:As the saying goes, if you push against an open door, you just fall flat on your face. Parry needs someone to push against.

But not Ray Parlour, because Parlour has the attention span of a gnat, he has no ability to respond to someone like Parry other than out of sheer bewilderment and his addiction to double or treble negatives renders anything he says incomprehensible.

Danny Kelly is a better foil for Parry's comic turn, but the problem with Kelly is he's too vain to pretend he takes it seriously, so we merely get an exercise in meta-comedy. And also, Parry's apparent ignorance about world famous music acts only gets amplified by Kelly's need for 'I used to edit the NME' reminiscences.

Parry needs someone whom you really think is very, very close to snapping and hitting him in the face. So maybe any listener, or else Mark Saggers.


Interesting thoughts Erskine. As you say Parry needs a straight man to react to his nonsense. The trouble is, he thinks that he doesn't.

With Danny Kelly, there isn't the same sense that a row might break out at any time, as there was with Mike Graham.
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Half snoozing and hear Parry and DK doing Dalek 'Exterminate' impressions. Marvellous.
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Parry is clearly hyped at the prospect of getting bollocksed and laughed at on the Suffolk/ Essex border today. Future Twatter will bare this out...

Erskine has it right about the ‘Planet Porky’ podcast. It’s woeful.

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Kelly tells an 'affectionate' story about Stan Collymore and seems a bit bemused by the icy silence from Parry. He doesn't really know much about the old boy!

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Didn't Collymore threaten to chuck him out of a window or something?

How does Parry still get airtime after the Jim White disgrace?
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Carlos J wrote:Half snoozing and hear Parry and DK doing Dalek 'Exterminate' impressions. Marvellous.

That made me burst out laughing for some reason.
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The End wrote:Didn't Collymore threaten to chuck him out of a window or something?

How does Parry still get airtime after the Jim White disgrace?

Think it was someone else, not Parry in South Africa. Will check but Parry and Stanloi and lots of previous on Twatter.
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The End wrote:Didn't Collymore threaten to chuck him out of a window or something?


Collymore threatened to push their producer out the window. Parry and Graham used to mention it on numerous occasions. Only Danny 'What show is this?' Kelly could have failed to realise that a 'fun' Collymore story was going to fall horribly flat.

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Carlos J wrote:
The End wrote:Didn't Collymore threaten to chuck him out of a window or something?

How does Parry still get airtime after the Jim White disgrace?

Think it was someone else, not Parry in South Africa. Will check but Parry and Stanloi and lots of previous on Twatter.


I'm pretty sure it was Talksport's current cricket reporter Jon Norman.

I think Stan actually dangled him out of the window. :)

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Yeah, Harry, think it was Jonny Norman.
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According to Graham TS are about to drop Parry.

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That's a bit arsh.

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able1 wrote:According to Graham TS are about to drop Parry.



From a window? :o

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able1 wrote:According to Graham TS are about to drop Parry.

Will that be for the fifth or sixth time?
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Vaughan on TMS there admitting that back in the day the Yorkshire team bus used to phone up the breakfast show on talkSport and just do prank calls.
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