Danny Kelly & Mike Parry Go Mad On Mescaline

[James90125]

This has not been good.

[Two Crows]

Caught this earlier while driving through town.

12.00 GMT - Brazil in Paris, Parry in London.

Back from a break,
Brazil - Did you heard that Porky, the Notre Dame striking noon behind me.
Parry - No Alan.
Brazil - Surely you did it was so loud.
Parry (sheepishly) - It's actually noon here Alan, Paris is an hour ahead.
Brazil (laughing nervously) - Of course, I mean it struck thirteen times, erm errm I mean once. Let's go to the news.

[James90125]

He was pissed as a goose.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Size of his napper, the arms on his glasses don't get near his ears.

[kevin04]

Brilliant!

Listening back to it. Al is even in agreement that two hours a week is just fantastic radio!

And so far :

He re-told the story of him ending up in the wrong hotel room, and how he had to get a motorbike (as a passenger) across town but they couldn't find a helmet to fit that HEID.

He sounded hungover, or still liqured up, but fun listening.

"Niall Horan is a lovely guy. Just a lovely, nice, nice man. Fantastic.''

'''Here, Ally can sing, I'll tell ye. Coist has a good voice and he was singing some Wolftones too, which am no sure will go down well in Govan.''

Some choice words about Brexit, the Jean-Pauls (French) even though he loves Paris, he says.

"Vince Cable? That tube? You probably vote Lib Dem, don't you Parry, you tube."

"You are anti-European, anti-French, Porky, admit it. Just admit it. You are!" (CUE Parry "I am NOT! I most certainly AM NOT.")

"It's 11:57."

[Carlos J]

Size of his napper, the arms on his glasses don't get near his ears.

Medical science should demand the body, in 30 years time. Good old Boozil.

But will he, after a Saturday night in gay Paree, actually make it to Le Golf National? Was already making excuses the other day when a socalled texter said it's not great there with crowds and you might not get close and better to watch on telly. Big Bob and Rupert are in the meeja centre big room.

Boozil then had a thought. Maybe morning at Le Golf and watch the finale back at Boozil hotel. The singles start at 1205 French time, last pair going out at 1417.

The fuck he will go out to see any and it will be worse than Hatton in Vegas.

Good old Boozil.

[JW90]

Was already making excuses the other day when a socalled texter said it's not great there with crowds and you might not get close and better to watch on telly.

He did that at Cheltenham.

[TransitTrevor]

Size of his napper, the arms on his glasses don't get near his ears.

Look at the arms of the glasses. Let alone getting near his ears, they are bending away from the lenses more than a jubilani

[Sinbad]

Size of his napper, the arms on his glasses don't get near his ears.

That's fucking bleak...

Fat Cunt

[Carlos J]

10 minutes of Parry and Boozil talking shite already better than 4 hours of Bingham's golf boredom.

[carcinogen]

10 minutes of Parry and Boozil talking shite already better than 4 hours of Bingham's golf boredom.

It's good background radio. Bingham is fucking terrible.

[Darkyboy]

"So tell me Porky, how is your campaign going to get more shows in the week?" Classic Brazil putting Parry on the spot

[carcinogen]

"Och, What was the name of that hotel between Monaco and Nice again?"

Fuck me, imagine being part of the rich and beautiful set on the French Riviera and those two fat cunts blunder onto the terrace half-cut and babbling on about bullshite.

[James90125]

Not as good as The Two Mikes

[shivah]

I wonder if Boozy will end up on the Death List next year?

https://deathlist.net/