Top 3 crap TS shows

[robm]

Only 3 ?

[Zippy]

Rushden and Glendenning's watery stool of a "show" is the worst thing ever broadcast anywhere.

+1

[Sinbad]

Any show that features Mike Parry.


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[scully]

1. Breakfast- Simply very poor Radio presented by an obsese, wheezing purple bigot, who usually bumbles his way through a few hours of mispronounced "furrin" names, half baked stories and misquotes, thinly veiled racism and rampant xenophobia, whilst cramming his jowls with bacon sandwiches and Jaffa cakes. Often Assisted by a cast of various similarly untalented fuckwits who can barely string a sentence together, never mind fucking broadcast to the nation

2.JWOTS- Jim White is just a fucking delusional helmet.Twitter is LITERALLY GOING CRAZY..No Jim..It's not, is it? It's not going crazy at all you deranged old cunt, Brian in Milton Keynes has just tweeted a picture of his Breakfast.That's all. Cunt.

3. Fishermans Blues- Just fuck off you shitty fishing cunt

Haha brilliant

[Sinbad]

1. Breakfast- Simply very poor Radio presented by an obsese, wheezing purple bigot, who usually bumbles his way through a few hours of mispronounced "furrin" names, half baked stories and misquotes, thinly veiled racism and rampant xenophobia, whilst cramming his jowls with bacon sandwiches and Jaffa cakes. Often Assisted by a cast of various similarly untalented fuckwits who can barely string a sentence together, never mind fucking broadcast to the nation

2.JWOTS- Jim White is just a fucking delusional helmet.Twitter is LITERALLY GOING CRAZY..No Jim..It's not, is it? It's not going crazy at all you deranged old cunt, Brian in Milton Keynes has just tweeted a picture of his Breakfast.That's all. Cunt.

3. Fishermans Blues- Just fuck off you shitty fishing cunt

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[Carlos J]

The Stain's faux-laddishness.
Clever Adrian's faux-controversialism.
JWOTS's faux-sincerity.

All cunts.

[JimmyDee]

Jim [White] seems to think all fans every talk about is diamond formations, tactical substitutions, the merits of playing out from the back and so on. When in fact if Jim ever paid to sit with the riff raff, he’d realise people usually talked about work (midweek games) or that time the coach broke down on that away trip to Carlisle.

As Danny Baker used to say, "it's not about the game, it's about US".
The trouble with Baker and Kelly was that they made it sound easy, so everyone thought they could fill a few hours with a football phone-in, but of course there's not enough good callers to go round, and most of the subjects they're asked to talk about don't exactly lead to huge rolling laughs.

[JimmyDee]

My top three, in no particular order:
1) Anything, meht, with Adam "the Catman" Catterall, meht. They're not your fucking mates and neither am I, and to prove it ... click.
2) Drive. I ALWAYS turn it off sooner or later out of boredom with the same old routine, sometimes before it's even started when he's on H&J telling us the delights in store.
3) Close betweeen "Andy Goldsteen's" Sports Bar and the Sposh Broshfosh, but Goldsteen gets it, mainly because of the shouting, and the way he never lets anyone get through half a sentence before he feels the need to interrupt them with a five-minute monologue.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Spunksteens overriding goal of proving his point over and over is so desperately needy you have to wonder what exactly is wrong with him

[James90125]

YOU'VE MISSED THE POINT
THIS IS MY POINT

[robm]

1 Sports Breakfast

2. Drive

3. Sports Bar

In no particular order of crapness..

[Eaststand]

YOU'VE MISSED THE POINT
THIS IS MY POINT

IT ACTUALLY WASNT MY POINT TO BEGIN WITH THOUGH, ITS JUST THAT IM THICK AND SUCH A LITTLE BITCH I DONT LIKE TO BE WRONG, EVER, WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE IM WRONG 100% OF THE TIME.

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[JW90]

1. Drive- Haven't listened to a single minute all year when Durham has been on- absolute shite that should've been binned years ago.

2. Brazil and Parry- Tedium. Dull anecdotes, Parry making shit up.

3. Breakfast with Allardyce/ Saunders- Pair of complete bores who drone on before we all fall back asleep. Dinosaur era came after them and their views.

[JimmyDee]

Spunksteens overriding goal of proving his point over and over is so desperately needy you have to wonder what exactly is wrong with him

I know exactly what's wrong with him: cuntosis.

[JudgeTedd]

Jim [White] seems to think all fans every talk about is diamond formations, tactical substitutions, the merits of playing out from the back and so on. When in fact if Jim ever paid to sit with the riff raff, he’d realise people usually talked about work (midweek games) or that time the coach broke down on that away trip to Carlisle.

As Danny Baker used to say, "it's not about the game, it's about US".
The trouble with Baker and Kelly was that they made it sound easy, so everyone thought they could fill a few hours with a football phone-in, but of course there's not enough good callers to go round, and most of the subjects they're asked to talk about don't exactly lead to huge rolling laughs.

I once tuned into 5live’s early morning business show. Whilst discussing the stock markets and corporate takeovers, they had a side question of........ “ where’s the strangest place you’ve ever woken up?”. Needless to say, this got very little response from listeners.

I put my foot through the wireless set and sent Lord Reith the bill