Simon Jordan Buzzword Bingo
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Lord Notin Kwestion
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Fair play to the old cunt for getting his mucky mitts all over Michelle. Would have loved a shot before he shop soiled her.
Imagine a vaccine so safe you have to blackmailed into taking it, for a virus so deadly you have to be tested to know if you have it.
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SJ was on last night and then again this morning.
Does he have a booster attached to his brain to create all them words he uses?
If his wife asks him what he wants to eat, does she walk away and come back in 20 minutes time to hear the end of his soliloquy (a word he uses about himself now) so she can get the answer?
Does he have a booster attached to his brain to create all them words he uses?
If his wife asks him what he wants to eat, does she walk away and come back in 20 minutes time to hear the end of his soliloquy (a word he uses about himself now) so she can get the answer?
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tennisman
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SJ mixing up his words, me thinks.
He said undoubtedly
He then said undoubtebly (with 'b')
When, I reckon what he should have said was,indubitably.
Come on SJ, get your act together.
He said undoubtedly
He then said undoubtebly (with 'b')
When, I reckon what he should have said was,indubitably.
Come on SJ, get your act together.
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Carlos J
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Re: Simon Jordan Buzzword Bingo
A nice 'juxtaposition' from Jordan, but wish he wouldn't say 'genuine' to rhyme with 'wine. 
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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If you want to be ginuwinely distressed then hear paddy Barry say it
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I'm genuwinely distressed every time I hear Barrry Irish.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 10:46 am If you want to be ginuwinely distressed then hear paddy Barry say it
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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I've heard him use contextualize a fair bit lately.
If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate
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He was saying 'bloody' a lot today.
Surprising that the cowards behind the glass didn't dump it.
Surprising that the cowards behind the glass didn't dump it.
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He's obsessed with dynamic. Uses it for everything, always incorrectly.
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Bruce Wayne talking bollocks about Bielsa yesterday.
He's very much entitled to his opinion but this is a man who often waxes lyrical about the managerial abilities of Steve Bruce, so his views on managers aren't to be taken seriously.
He's very much entitled to his opinion but this is a man who often waxes lyrical about the managerial abilities of Steve Bruce, so his views on managers aren't to be taken seriously.
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SiJo said JWOTS needed incontinence pants today.
There's gonna be a bust up. Hopefully on air.
There's gonna be a bust up. Hopefully on air.
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I listened a few weeks ago and could tell Jordan didn't think much of White. Sawyer was on the Monday show and Jordan didn't get annoyed once with her. The rest of the week the tension was palpable.
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When they were talking to Frank Warren J-Twot said SiJo had written on paper to ask how to get a boxing promoters license and slid it under Twotter’s nose.
To which SiJo simply wearily states “No I didn’t Frank”. No banter, no anger, just a man who has given up all pretences in the presence of an utter bore.
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LOL.Sadact7 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 04, 2020 8:01 pmWhen they were talking to Frank Warren J-Twot said SiJo had written on paper to ask how to get a boxing promoters license and slid it under Twotter’s nose.
To which SiJo simply wearily states “No I didn’t Frank”. No banter, no anger, just a man who has given up all pretences in the presence of an utter bore.
He's gonna chin him.
