Matterface

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

So vanilla. Bet nat ran screaming, straight to a bad boy who finally gave her a proper hard fucking

[pat51]

Awkward moment on Saturday Scoreboard with Rupert Bell at the Open, talking about his missus.

Matterface trying to be clever/matey with the great man.

'Your wife must be stunning. I had lunch with your son the other day and he is a really good-looking lad'

Awkward silence... Rupert ' That was the first Mrs Bell. I was talking about my current wife'

As always, Rupert kept his cool under attack from the pygmies

[ccreds]

Up to a good standard this show to be fair.

[ccreds]

Cool calm Matterface.

[ccreds]

Probably Saturdays highlight show really. Matterface Pyscho and Pegs.

[kentred1]

Matterface is utterly dreadful

Quite ironic when he was talking about it being cringey with the idea of clubs pumping in crowd noise

He is the definition of cringe

This show would be far better if Ian Danter was hosting it

[ccreds]

Out of ten?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Matterfaeces = 0
Pegz = 0
Psykeo = 1

[Reg]

This bloke is even more boring than Max Rushden

Impossible.

[MrTea]

Matterface is utterly dreadful

Quite ironic when he was talking about it being cringey with the idea of clubs pumping in crowd noise

He is the definition of cringe

This show would be far better if Ian Danter was hosting it

Could say that for most shows on TS, he's far better than nearly everyone on there.

[Reg]

Matterface is utterly dreadful

Quite ironic when he was talking about it being cringey with the idea of clubs pumping in crowd noise

He is the definition of cringe

This show would be far better if Ian Danter was hosting it

Could say that for most shows on TS, he's far better than nearly everyone on there.

Timmy Mallet would do a better job than most of these skidmarks.

[Juice Terry]

Heard bits of him yesterday with Pearce + Groves.

Just beyond cringe. I can't think of anyone in the public eye who is so cringey.

He's like Partridge x1000.

[JW90]

Matterfaeces = 0
Pegz = 0
Psykeo = 1

Psycho takes the one point in case.

[redcar78]

Matterface is utterly dreadful

Quite ironic when he was talking about it being cringey with the idea of clubs pumping in crowd noise

He is the definition of cringe

This show would be far better if Ian Danter was hosting it

He’s the human equivalent of piped-in crowd noise.

Artificial squawking achieving the square root of bugger all.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Matterfaeces = 0
Pegz = 0
Psykeo = 1

Psycho takes the one point in case.