Matterface
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Re: Matterface
Another 'classic' intro coming up no doubt.
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Mattercrap.
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Re: Matterface
Will be commentating on England v Belgium today?
Looking forward to what he's got in store for us with the pre scripted lines
Looking forward to what he's got in store for us with the pre scripted lines
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Re: Matterface
They want to swap time slots with Darren Bents show. Bring out the best in them.
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Re: Matterface
Yesterday Matterface starting going on about the water at Centre Parcs - or something along those lines. During commentary of a game.
Is he aware he's Richard Madeley v.2.0?
Is he aware he's Richard Madeley v.2.0?
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I bet he likes going in the baby pool because it’s warmer. The pathetic little beta runt.Juice Terry wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:54 am Yesterday Matterface starting going on about the water at Centre Parcs - or something along those lines. During commentary of a game.
Is he aware he's Richard Madeley v.2.0?
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He's abysmal. No doubt practices his scripted lines in front of a mirror.Juice Terry wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:54 am Yesterday Matterface starting going on about the water at Centre Parcs - or something along those lines. During commentary of a game.
Is he aware he's Richard Madeley v.2.0?
Twat.
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Pleeber.
Christ, I’d like to run his head through a bandsaw.
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Even happy Pegs can't save the dullness of this shite.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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