Matterface

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I thought this fucking cretinous bitch had fucked off to ice prance? Here is is pissing over us again with his tortuous intro, endless shirt colour wankery and SPORTING A BUN drivel

Dean is also a bastard thundercunt hideous pile of toxic shit

[ccreds]

The jokes and banter will start flowing soon you watch.

[JW90]

"I'm commentating on the ice soon. I remember Torvill and Dean. I saw Mr Ashton with Keith Harris's duck once. I called it Orville and Dean. Tonight it's TorVILLA we're focused on. The magic of the cup is here".

[Zippy]

"I'm commentating on the ice soon. I remember Torvill and Dean. I saw Mr Ashton with Keith Harris's duck once. I called it Orville and Dean. Tonight it's TorVILLA we're focused on. The magic of the cup is here".

He actually said this didn’t he?

[Juice Terry]

Was laughing my bollocks off at the Xmas Day H+J show. They played a clip of Matterface doing some team news from a Wolves game and his voice was croaking/dying.

Is Doug still about? That was the fella who did all the clips on YouTube right? Perhaps he has the clip.

I found it truly hilarious. Tears. The lot.

[JW90]

He's at Marine today.

Scripted lines hell to come.

[gheko]

Potential script lines please everyone...

Marine one - reference to Trump
All at sea
Cockerell not a water bird

[JW90]

Imagine if Marine win. You'd probably get "And it's Marine-oh dear for Jose!"

[ccreds]

Micky Davis is alright.

[Sadact7]

Was laughing my bollocks off at the Xmas Day H+J show. They played a clip of Matterface doing some team news from a Wolves game and his voice was croaking/dying.

Is Doug still about? That was the fella who did all the clips on YouTube right? Perhaps he has the clip.

I found it truly hilarious. Tears. The lot.

Are you mentally ill?

[Zippy]

“Marine’s FA Cup hopes have been drowned underwater by a swashbuckling Spurs!”

[Juice Terry]

Was laughing my bollocks off at the Xmas Day H+J show. They played a clip of Matterface doing some team news from a Wolves game and his voice was croaking/dying.

Is Doug still about? That was the fella who did all the clips on YouTube right? Perhaps he has the clip.

I found it truly hilarious. Tears. The lot.

Are you mentally ill?

No

[Carlos J]

Was laughing my bollocks off at the Xmas Day H+J show. They played a clip of Matterface doing some team news from a Wolves game and his voice was croaking/dying.

Is Doug still about? That was the fella who did all the clips on YouTube right? Perhaps he has the clip.

I found it truly hilarious. Tears. The lot.

JT. Had a look on his youtube channel and not there. But it's on the podcast, 4m30s in. Just press play, you don't need anything Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c ... 0503496437

[Juice Terry]

Was laughing my bollocks off at the Xmas Day H+J show. They played a clip of Matterface doing some team news from a Wolves game and his voice was croaking/dying.

Is Doug still about? That was the fella who did all the clips on YouTube right? Perhaps he has the clip.

I found it truly hilarious. Tears. The lot.

JT. Had a look on his youtube channel and not there. But it's on the podcast, 4m30s in. Just press play, you don't need anything Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c ... 0503496437

Thank you!!!

[Carlos J]

Was laughing my bollocks off at the Xmas Day H+J show. They played a clip of Matterface doing some team news from a Wolves game and his voice was croaking/dying.

Is Doug still about? That was the fella who did all the clips on YouTube right? Perhaps he has the clip.

I found it truly hilarious. Tears. The lot.

JT. Had a look on his youtube channel and not there. But it's on the podcast, 4m30s in. Just press play, you don't need anything Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c ... 0503496437

Thank you!!!

No worries. Wanted to listen to the whole show anyway as missed bits.