Matterface

[TransitTrevor]

When restrictions are lifted, I’m very much looking forward to a charity 4 ball that includes a certain Mr Alvin Martin.
After listening to partridge tonight I’m going to ask Alvin how much of a massive cunt he thinks he is.

[Zippy]

When restrictions are lifted, I’m very much looking forward to a charity 4 ball that includes a certain Mr Alvin Martin.
After listening to partridge tonight I’m going to ask Alvin how much of a massive cunt he thinks he is.

Alvin seems like a genuinely nice bloke but please relay any cunting of Matterface to the forum

[ccreds]

Sam and Tony Cas. Could be worse. Cannae grumble.

[Carlos J]

Well you can about Matterface. Good old Tone Cas.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Both abysmal

[kentred1]

Thought the cunt was supposed to be away for a while?

Have heard him more days this week than normal

[Sadact7]

When restrictions are lifted, I’m very much looking forward to a charity 4 ball that includes a certain Mr Alvin Martin.
After listening to partridge tonight I’m going to ask Alvin how much of a massive cunt he thinks he is.

I’d run Matterface down in your Transit Trevor

[Carlos J]

When restrictions are lifted, I’m very much looking forward to a charity 4 ball that includes a certain Mr Alvin Martin.
After listening to partridge tonight I’m going to ask Alvin how much of a massive cunt he thinks he is.

Alvin seems like a genuinely nice bloke but please relay any cunting of Matterface to the forum

+1. Good old Alvin.

[JW90]

Ade Oladipo sitting in for Twatts on Sunday.

I know I mocked the programme where he speaks to "the best strikers in the game" when he had Jermaine Beckford on. They've stepped up a level on this week's episode.

It's Theo Walcott. A player whose highest goalscoring league season is 14.

[ccreds]

Ade Oladipo sitting in for Twatts on Sunday.

Big job for him and four hours. I would have thought they would have replaced someone in Sam's sort of pay grade though. Thought theyd have a bigger name coming in.

[JW90]

Well done to Alvin Martin for not being drawn into Matterface's scripted bullshit (this time about Gladiators, the 90's ITV show) on the Clips of the Week. Deadpanned his answer and pretty much told Matterface to shut up without saying it.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Supreme cunting of twiggy

[JW90]

It was a Matterface special. Started droning on about Gladiators, good old Alvin thought he meant the film. Matterface, undeterred, carries on with his shitty anecdote whilst Alvin desperately tried to hurry it along before abruptly ending it with a "yeah, whatever".

You speak for the nation, Alv.

[Zippy]

Good Old Alvin

An underrated Talksport legend for me. Bloke has been there since day one and never reverted to being a cunt for calls/likes.

[ccreds]

I would have been happy with the owl coming in.