Matterface

JW90 · Post by **JW90** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:14 pm

Ned wrote: ↑Mon Jun 15, 2020 1:17 am I think we all need to remember that there were absolutely no women in sports broadcasting at all until Laura graced us with her presence.

If TS want to strike a blow for women in broadcasting, they could get JWOTS to shut the fuck up for five minutes and let conflicted Natalie say something for a change.

Strangely, it's always people who've got the job that want change. Naturally she'd be delighted if another woman came in and took her work.

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Tue Jun 16, 2020 7:29 pm

Say ooh aah Matterface say ooh aah Matterface.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Jun 16, 2020 7:59 pm

I'm sorry creds m8 I can't do that

kentred1 · Post by **kentred1** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 10:55 pm

Some truly terrible commentary by Cringe on the League 1 play off final

Does he never hear himself back and say fuck me i'm woeful?

Clivert · Post by **Clivert** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:43 pm

kentred1 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 10:55 pm Some truly terrible commentary by Cringe on the League 1 play off final

Does he never hear himself back and say fuck me i'm woeful?

I doubt it, he probably just thinks 'I shagged Sawyer and spunked all over her tits Yesssssssssssssssssssss!'

Zippy · Post by **Zippy** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 6:50 am

He has no self awareness so probably sees nothing wrong with his nonsense.

Holden Mcgroyne · Post by **Holden Mcgroyne** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:09 am

Replacing Clive Tyldesley as ITV's number one football commentator.

Clive's not happy at all.

Zippy · Post by **Zippy** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:32 am

Never cared for Tyldesley much but he's levels above Matterface.

subsub · Post by **subsub** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:39 am

Holden Mcgroyne wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:09 am Replacing Clive Tyldesley as ITV's number one football commentator.

Clive's not happy at all.

Quite odd. You'd think he'd been told 2hrs before that clip, not three weeks.
Matterface is a shite replacement.
Still, hopefully he won't bang on about "that mythical in night in Barcelona" every five minutes or use tortured English like "ON TERMS!"

kentred1 · Post by **kentred1** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:41 am

Whatever you think about Tyldesley he is way ahead of cringe

Who knows what fucking shit he is going to come out with now

To think we used to have Barry Davies David Coleman and Brian Moore

Now this dweeb

black_guardian · Post by **black_guardian** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:31 pm

I think ITV have dropped a real clanger with this move and have been spooked because of Tyldsley's age putting him at risk of Corona etc.

They should have paid good money to get someone competent but Matterface is awful on any medium.

I reckon Clive was the last of the commentators I'd be ok listening to. Now there is literally no-one decent.

At least ITV don't have that much live football on. It's the only reason why they'd be happy with Matterface still doing his TS gig. Wouldn't have been allowed in the past.

Ned · Post by **Ned** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:37 pm

Matterface is shit

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:10 pm

As much as I detest Ivy [1966] Tyldesley I hate Matterface more
Thankfully they don't get many games.

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:13 pm

Revamp needed probably. You need a booming voice when commentating.

JW90 · Post by **JW90** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:14 pm

Tyldesley's commentary can be grating, especially with his jingoistic stuff when England are at major tournaments or his patronising of countries like San Marino in the qualifiers.

Matterface, though, is dreadful. Seems to live for pre-scripted lines, his voice hasn't yet broken either. Awful choice.

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