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Another 'classic' intro coming up no doubt.

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Mattercrap.
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Will be commentating on England v Belgium today?

Looking forward to what he's got in store for us with the pre scripted lines
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They want to swap time slots with Darren Bents show. Bring out the best in them.

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Yesterday Matterface starting going on about the water at Centre Parcs - or something along those lines. During commentary of a game.

Is he aware he's Richard Madeley v.2.0?
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If only Nats had wardrobe malfunctioned a la Jude
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Juice Terry wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:54 am Yesterday Matterface starting going on about the water at Centre Parcs - or something along those lines. During commentary of a game.

Is he aware he's Richard Madeley v.2.0?
I bet he likes going in the baby pool because it’s warmer. The pathetic little beta runt.
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Juice Terry wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:54 am Yesterday Matterface starting going on about the water at Centre Parcs - or something along those lines. During commentary of a game.

Is he aware he's Richard Madeley v.2.0?
He's abysmal. No doubt practices his scripted lines in front of a mirror.

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 10:46 am PLBR
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Christ, I’d like to run his head through a bandsaw.
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ccreds wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:51 am They want to swap time slots with Darren Bents show. Bring out the best in them.
Good thought that: the second show should be more reflective, looking back at what's happened and even though Matterface would still be bloody awful, he might do that better.

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Even happy Pegs can't save the dullness of this shite.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

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Carlos J wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:40 pm Even happy Pegs can't save the dullness of this shite.
"If this show was a woman in the 1970's, we'd have said it was Olive from On the Buses"

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JW90 wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:06 pm
Carlos J wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:40 pm Even happy Pegs can't save the dullness of this shite.
"If this show was a woman in the 1970's, we'd have said it was Olive from On the Buses"
:D
Nice reference to last week.

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