No, he's just a regular guy who has seen Gary Numan in concert 32 times (up to last week).redcar78 wrote:
Is he mentally ill?
The Wit And Wisdom Of Neil Custis
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The one about decorating the fella's toilet with Vindaloo is peak Custis
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Neil was deeply puzzled the first time he heard Numan's 'Are Friends Electric?' Not knowing what 'friends' were.
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To be fair to Custis (although I'm unaware of what he's written on the subject), little Raheem has an excellent PR team that realised a year or so ago that his dubious treatment of women and his dodgy friends could all be obscured rather well by suggesting that any critical coverage of him was necessarily racist.
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Neil marks an important anniversary:
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A disappointing day for Neil.
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Juice Terry wrote:I love this thread
Just by way of a footnote to the above Neil has had long-running problems with Uber and often berates them on Twitter.
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MC Hammer needs to re-record his hit single as 'Can't Custis'. Then we could play it whenever Neil or Shaun tries to do something, like write or speak.
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So why has FatBoy Dim really not made it to see Numan?
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The Numan fandom is fascinating. I can see the appeal for Neil: miserable bloke, stupid haircut, chronically unfashionable, yet he keeps going against all the odds and married his fan. I doubt poor Neil will ever marry HIS fan, unless he gets one, but what an apposite soundtrack for his lonely life:
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
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Just a hunch here but maybe this morning the flood wasn't there?
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The fucker is a half emptied beanbag.
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