The Wit And Wisdom Of Neil Custis

[Champagne and Roses]

Consumer’s Champion Neil takes on Ryan Air

[Basualdo]

Consumer’s Champion Neil takes on Ryan Air

I hope they both lose.

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Consumer’s Champion Neil takes on Ryan Air

[Monty Modlin]

He's beyond parody. What a waste of life.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Do NOT nestquote tweets. EVER.

[Zippy]

Taking your 13 year old lad to a Gary Numan gig is a totally normal thing for a parent to do.

[Champagne and Roses]

His daughter has slightly more expensive tastes - poor old Neil.

[Erskine Might]

There hasn't been a proper radio meltdown from Neil for some time. It's making me increasingly nervous. This is probably how Californians feel inbetween earthquakes.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Is he both the lvg fatman and the ostrich?

[Basualdo]

Is Numan too good for his daughter then? So she has to settle for fly by night wigga mumble rappers?

[Zippy]

[Erskine Might]

Hello.........Custis.

[Champagne and Roses]

Neil doesn’t approve of the Copa Libertadores because only posing hipsters are interested in it, and they all work for The Athletic. He brilliantly synthesises these two observations in a single powerful tweet.

[JW90]

A man who talks and writes about football for a living mocks others for talking and writing about football.

[Champagne and Roses]

A man who talks and writes about football for a living mocks others for talking and writing about football.

And yet elsewhere he whines that you should never question a story another journalist writes because they work hard to get them. I fear that when The Athletic goes tits up as it surely will Neil will be so delirious with joy he may suffer some sort of medical emergency.